Mary J. Blige: God Told Me To Stunt

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“The Lord is my shepherd, I shall never wait in line to get into the club.”

I love Mary, but sometimes I read quotes from her, and I’m amazed at what she says.

“My God is a God who wants me to have things,” the singer tells May’s Blender magazine. “He wants me to bling. He wants me to be the hottest thing on the block. I don’t know what kind of God the rest of y’all are serving, but the God I serve says, ‘Mary, you need to be the hottest thing this year, and I’m gonna make sure you’re doing that’.”

I think that statement is just worded poorly, because it’s making me feel like God is somewhere looking down on me and saying, “Yo punk ass deserves to be broke. I ain’t seen ya in mass regularly since 2002. Stay broke! You hear that. Stay broke! And I’m busting ya knee caps next week, just ‘cuz.”

🙁

I’m going to wake up tomorrow and sing about drama and no more drama. Maybe then I could pay my Visa bill.

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