“The Lord is my shepherd, I shall never wait in line to get into the club.”
“My God is a God who wants me to have things,” the singer tells May’s Blender magazine. “He wants me to bling. He wants me to be the hottest thing on the block. I don’t know what kind of God the rest of y’all are serving, but the God I serve says, ‘Mary, you need to be the hottest thing this year, and I’m gonna make sure you’re doing that’.”
I think that statement is just worded poorly, because it’s making me feel like God is somewhere looking down on me and saying, “Yo punk ass deserves to be broke. I ain’t seen ya in mass regularly since 2002. Stay broke! You hear that. Stay broke! And I’m busting ya knee caps next week, just ‘cuz.”
I’m going to wake up tomorrow and sing about drama and no more drama. Maybe then I could pay my Visa bill.