Me Dun Want To Read That

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I’m reading an article about some Jamaican dancer that’s claiming to have been drugged and forced to perform oral sex with a man. It’s since been released on tape and is a big seller on the underground.

But, that’s not really the point of this entry. I need someone to translate quotes from the article for me.

“Mi girlfriend haffi leave her work because people see har and a say things and she can’t take it anymore. All mi can do fi cope a drink , but that nah work.”

“Everybody have to dead one day, but me know seh mi innocent.”

“Me neva do a thing willingly. Mi know di bredda wid the website (that was responsible for the photo shoot) and him seh mi sign to it but I don’t remember doing that,” he said.

“I felt like I had a dream, but mi coulden remember it,” he said.

“Mi woulda love go back and go out with my friends and be all right but mi nuh waan live back there,” he said.


All I got from that was battyman doesn’t want to die in Jamaica for boy love, so he’s going to tell everyone he’s drugged so he won’t be clubbed.

My West Indian friends, help me with the rest.

Thanks.

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