Re: I Know Who Killed Me


Today is the premiere of Lindsay Lohan’s latest film, the aptly titled, I Know Who Killed Me. Call me cynical, but I’m guessing her film might not have the best opening weekend considering recent events. I think a more interesting film would be a documentary entitled I Know Who Killed My Career. Such a film would give Lindsay complete creative control as writer, director, producer, and star.

The cast includes:

Hold the diet.


Toot that thang up, mommy, make it roll.


Always a good influence.

I like Lindsay. Unlike most of the present company she keeps, I think Lindsay has actual talent, and if given a chance, could go on to accomplish much as an actress. I don’t blame her completely for her troubles: I save a sizable portion of the blame for her media-hungry parents. I’m sure if you turn on the TV right now you will find mother Dina still making television appearances asking for privacy while speaking about her daughter publicly.

Hopefully, someone introduces Lindsay to the following:


Someone please find her.
Ignore Amy Winehouse.

Your ankle will love you for it.

What? It beats Lindsay blaming ‘the black kid’ for driving.

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4 COMMENTS

  • LOL! Poor Lindsey. I hope the movie does well. I am also a fan. And Drew Barrymore was never this publically damaged. Poor Lindsey.

  • yet another black guy

    July 28, 2007 at 11:32 pm

    i usually don’t say this but, that hoe ain’t even 21 and she’s been ran through! she needs to sit her fast behind down somewhere. i doubt it will happen anytime soon though.

  • & Thanks to you for ignorin Amy Whino she’s going to be a Corbain case w/isotoner slippers

  • LOL…I agree, she does have a little talent. But she may be too far down the coke road.

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