Put On Panties, *%$#&

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Sometimes I feel like the world is Britney’s own personal gynecologist. The mother-of-the-year candidate has given the world another glimpse of her snatch. While she’s learned to follow the judge’s orders, obviously she still hasn’t learned that her vagina is the cause of many of her problems. If you’re at the point where you’ve seen the space between her legs enough times to consider calling yourself K-Fed, don’t bother clicking the link. If you’re into waxed trainwrecks, gon’ head and click here. There isn’t a doubt in my mind that her walls are as strong as the one in Berlin. Fortunately for her, there wasn’t a taco in her hand this time. We know how clean an eater Britney is. Wouldn’t want to get sauce there…not that she would notice.

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