Back in August, I called Monica’s boyfriend and baby daddy, Rocko Da Don, black people’s answer to Kevin Federline. As you can see in the clip, I’ve been proven wrong as Rocko has scored a major recording deal.
It serves me right. When someone can kick off their single with, “Listen to this track, bitch!” and deliver clever lines like, “You make it sprinkle, I make it tsunami,” it should be no surprise to anyone that person is destined for stardom. What was I thinking? Too much haterade that day.
I heard “Umma Do Me” and considered him nothing more than a fake ass Jeezy, who coincidentally, appears on the remix, but Jermaine Dupri and the general public obviously see otherwise. Even MTV is catching on. We know how good MTV is at scoping music talent — just ask Lauren Conrad and Tila Tequila. Shame on me.
So, umma do me, and admit Rocko is a ringtone star in the making. I can’t wait to see Monica and Lil’ Rock in future videos. Speaking of Monica, I suppose with Rocko’s looming rap fame, it’s only a matter of time before these two are christened the new T.I. and Tiny.