Tupaco Lives

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My Latino brethren, grab your man, because Francisco ain’t living right. This man is living proof that some people don’t need BET, let alone a MySpace account. The status on his MySpace page reads, “People call me the Puerto Rican 2Pac.” More like all around dumb ass.

At first glance, I suppose you would think it’s ‘Pac, considering 1996 was the last year anyone took pictures wearing Tommy Hilfiger, but hopefully most of us know ‘Pac would never wear two pairs of jeans. You can’t do the Humpty Hump with all that on.

It seems “2 Pac,” the postmortem, post-buffet version is majoring in biology, but because of his uncanny resemblance to the famed rapper (sponsored by MAC), he’s thinking about changing careers. In the 20th century people impersonated Elvis and Michael Jackson. This century, I guess it’s 2 Pac’s turn. Tupaco also mentioned a career in porn. Someone might want to warn him to not keep playing around like this. Suge Knight might rob his ass just cause.

Outside of that nose, he looks more like Saddam Hussein anyway.

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