Don’t Forget to Text Boomkack, Ya’ll

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“Dare to live your dream now!” — Laurie Ann Boomkack

Despite being two or three decades late, Laurie Ann Gibson makes her debut performance on 106 & Park and all I have to say is boom kack power. Don’t sleep on that begging swagger, folks.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a 106 audience that quiet, but I can’t say that I blame them considering Soulja Boy probably wasn’t even conceived when Laurie Ann was doing the doo doo brown on In Living Color.

Still, this performance seemed more appropriate for a Thanksgiving gathering of Laurie Ann’s family where her nieces and nephews are forcibly made to watch their crazy, possibly drunk Aunt Laurie Ann try her darnedest to prove she’s still got it, but hey, I ain’t mad at ya, boom kat. You want to be a superstar, too. Janet did it. A boom boom kack. Madonna did it. A boom boom kack. J.Lo did it. A boom boom kack. Even Paula Abdul had a few years on top. A boom kack boom. Sure, it’s not 1991 anymore, but that’s what time machines are for, right? Say that boom kack.

Do your thizzle, Laurie Ann, even if you are swagger jacking Fergie and scaring the young folks. Show Puff you are the star of Making the Band and not Babs Bunny, Danity Doll, and 112 Edition.

Oh yeah, make sure you text boomkack to Laurie Ann. And buy a hoodie.

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