The Future

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Instead of sitting in a special ed class learning about the dangers of eating paste, how to color within the lines, the little ringtone rapper that could is allowed to roam the streets freely to create what looks like a commercial to put a bullet in hip-hop.

I remember the interview where Soulja Boy claimed to be the hottest emcee in the game — I figured he was high on Wite-Out or Sour Patches and just talking out the side of his neck. But judging from this, I think this Hooked on Phonics failure actually thinks he can spit.

Why are those two little retards in the background continuously yelling, “AHH!” Does Soulja Boy pay them to sound that stupid on command or is he just that lucky?

What happened to the sophistication of one, maybe two hit wonders like Skee-Lo and Tone Loc?

Did ya’ll hear him say: “You can hate me/But you still love the fucking flow?”

Well: You’s a lie, you can’t rap, bitch. Damn ya mama for not just swallowing dick..AHH!

I told ya’ll: Young Sinick is coming. Don’t sleep.

Thanks to NovaSlim for posting this on this site. Now whenever anyone asks me how I can argue this country is getting dumber, I have video.

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