Quit Lying

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Jamie from Sister 2 Sister had the nerve to tell Ashanti that she “dances her butt off” and that people compare her to Beyonce.

Who the hell are these people and where can I send Lil’ Daniel to shank them?

Does Jamie have jokes or did she get her weaves confused? That’s one of the meanest things I’ve ever read about Beyonce. Ashanti gives you a weave pat, a shimmy, and a quick dip. That is not Beyonce. Jumping up and down like a stripper with ADD, rolling on the ground, and crawling around a fan is Beyonce. Saying Ashanti dances her butt off and is comparable to Beyonce is like telling any person really good at screaming that they’re the next Chaka Khan.

If you want to compare Ashanti’s dancing to somebody, compare accordingly.

Where do you think she could the idea to pat her head and rub her stomach from?

She could use some of his energy.

Imagine these two in You Got Served 2.

If you’ve noticed, I’ve been slacking on my Beyonce stanism on this blog for a while (two years maybe). I might have previously called her Malibu Beyonce, or said she needed a muzzle, a book, and three more books after that, but I won’t let insult her the way Jamie did. People in wheelchairs can move their legs better than Ashanti.

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