Do I Need A Raincoat?
I still consider myself to be a part of Team Rih-Rih, but she’s starting to get on my nerves again.
The Umbrella singer – who is rumoured to be dating R’n’B star Chris Brown – admits she enjoys spicing up her sex life by wearing her often revealing and provocative costumes at home.She said:“I like to push the envelope sometimes. It depends on the mood and the occasion. It’s always fun to take some home. Sometimes I get to do that.”
That statement is as contrived as the career-changing haircut her A&R rep suggested.
She’s adamant about forcing this “bad girl” image down our throats. Sorry, Rihanna: You “date” a dude that looks like he still goes to recess in the middle of the day. Sit down.
But you know what? I get it. You’re edgy. You’re innovative. You’re a trend setter. Go you.
Happy now?
I think that’s great that she embraces her inner S&M freak, but when are people going to ask her some serious questions like:
1. Have you learned how to dance yet?
2. Are you working on how to not sound like a goat when you sing?
3. What are you doing to make sure that in five years some younger, prettier, freakier chick with less shame and vocal talent than you comes out and tries to send you back on a boat to Barbados?
Or better yet, why do you refuse to release “Breakin’ Dishes?” Why has your label instead opted for this generic “Disturbia” instead? Have ya’ll heard it? So mad at the ‘bum bum be dome’ shit she’s doing. Sounds like something Scooby and the Gang runs to.
Bring the whip to the studio next time!
Damn… And leave Scooby out of this!
Who needs actual singing skills when you can just use a damn vocalizer?????
Rhiana owes Kelis a check…she SWAGGER JACKED HER WHOLE STYLE!!!
The public really does have ADD because Kelis cut her hair for “Bossy” and it only got her promoted to Poster girl on the Def Jam strett team. Crying Shame!!!
I totally agree with her annoying factor.
She does sound like a billy goat…lol
Preach Anonymous! I have been saying it for years. Kelis is more original, prettier and *talented* than Rihanna. Hence why her career is at a standstill and Rihanna’s has taken off. It’s shameless what Ri’s handlers are trying to pull off.
Damn a bunch of baldheaded hatinq ass hoes on Rihanna. Maybe she wants to release whatever single she would like and she’s just being a “bad girl” if she wants to say it a million times, oh well, and your ass do need a rain coat *coughs* RIh-Rih bout to shit on yall bitches! DISTURBIA is going to iTunes on June 30 =] Followed by Rehab in August & then GGGB ERA willl come to a close with about 7.5 million copies sold (currently at 5 million)!
Wow I was waiting for this one…. I agree with anonymous, Rihanna about to shit on you hoes!!! The Barbadian bad girl is….BAD! (in a good way lol)
That aside, I agree with Cynical One tho cuz she really should have brought out Breakin’ Dishes and did an excellent video to it and show Bey that Ring The Alarm wasnt cutting it.
I think Kelis has talent too but wht can I say? Maybe she wasnt promoted enough? Maybe Ri-Ri just has the game on lock while Kelis is following around idiots like Nas. Go Rihanna!!!!
I knew I never liked her from the day I layed eyes on that forehead.
Rhianna shits on us everytime she releases that waste some people call “music”. Her music is about as deep as a kiddie pool. To call her a singer is a stretch, to call her an artist would be the overstatment of the millenium.
And for the record I’m not a bald headed hater hoe, I just have fully functioning ears and the brain of an adult.
Love your blog Mike keep up the awesome work.
What her handlers are trying to pull off ? You mean what they have pulled off. Not every artist has Beyonce talent, the game woul dbe boring. Rihanna is good at what she does and you take it for what it is GREAT entertainment.
Rihanna rules !! And yes Mike I am disappointed in you yet again .
~G