They can’t be serious with this shit. This looks like walk it out as you lean with it, rock with it on your tippy toes — yahh trick, yahh!
“Yeah, I’m on my tippy toes/Then I throw my arms in a circle like I’m jumpin’ rope”
For real, homie? Is double dutching what’s hot now? I’m usually down for any dance, but I’m not doing this. Who wants to be on your tippy toes at the club? One too many shots and you’ll be tipping your ass to the floor. I’m way too tall for all that. I’ll pass. I’ll stick with “My Dougie,” thank you.
I will say one thing about this song: I’m inspired. This toe breaker of a song gives me even more drive to become hip-hop’s most embarrassing ringtone rapper.
I already have another idea for a future hit: “Flat Foot Hoes.”
I’m accepting applications for dancers. Be willing to drop and give ’em 50 in the video.