I’m Still Not Convinced

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So a stan sent me video of Chris Brown performing on the Today Show to prove to me that Chris can actually sing. But, seeing as though the backing track did most of the work for him, I shifted focus to something more interesting: Noticing how much Chris Brown looks like Howard The Duck with that new Mohawk of his.


I know that’s not the best picture to prove my point, but in my defense, I couldn’t find one of Howard in shades. I swear to you that the resemblance is uncanny, though.

Anyway, I already know I’ve been longed branded a Chris Brown hater, but if you can find any video that proves the vocal ability of Usher’s understudy, I’m willing to give it a look.

I want to believe his fans, but so far, ya’ll need more people…and auto-tune. Chris is a solid performer — very skilled at blending the styles of Michael Jackson and Ringling Brothers, but that not a great singer make. So, if you have something to get me on board, send it on.

I’ll be waiting.

In the meantime:

“Enjoy.”

Why did I ever like this awful movie?

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