How many 80s babies remember Showbiz Pizza before it became Chuck E. Cheese? Don’t play me like some of ya’ll don’t remember them. I know I’m not alone. I remember the pizza band scaring other children. Personally, I was too busy eating the pizza and chocolate cake to get spooked by those puppets. Oooh…pizza + cake! I miss both. Anyhow, while everyone’s fawning over Usher’s kid with the weed lips (kidding — don’t stab me, Tameka) I find this much more entertaining than that story. Hell, this is much better than the original video, too. Sorry, Keri.