Thanks A Lot, Pops

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If I didn’t hate John McCain before, I certainly do now. After years of giving all air headed coked out talentless whores way too much hope, the world was finally starting to get over Paris Hilton. Then Grandpa Simpson decides to go and make her relevant again by including her in his campaign ad. Who knows how long it will take the media to get over her all over again.

While I am impressed that she has learned to read a cue card without falling down, I still don’t like her. Maybe it’s because she has a habit of throwing the word nigger around like it’s a joke. It doesn’t hurt that she’s also a self-absorbed moron who is about as useful to entertainment as a pork chop is to a Muslim. The only thing hot about her is her crotch yet she has become the focal point of a presidential election.

Britney Spears is next.

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