Why Are You Rich?

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I can’t really tell if he’s poking fun at himself or people with degrees, but it’s videos like these that make me wonder why didn’t I skip English class and use that time to play with a Casio player. Thank God we have a number of other programs that are centered on making us all lust after wealth, otherwise poverty would start to look good by comparison.

This dude blows his noise with $100 bills. I don’t know if I want to cry or grab a bottle of Lysol in response to that. Speaking of crying, I initially thought to after watching this video in full. Then I realized with financial tips like that, I wouldn’t be surprised if Soulja Boy is getting supersoaked in a back ally for spare change on Gaybird Street in ten years.

Now I feel better.

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