Official Girl

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Cassie’s back.

Before I dig in (anymore), let’s go for the positives of the video:

1. They used a professional camera. That’s always a good thing.
2. Hmm, she looks pretty.
3. She’s well dressed.
4. She’s pretty and well dressed.
5. It looks like she’s been boom kacking with Laurie Ann. She doesn’t look stiffer than R. Kelly at a Girl Scouts meeting the way she used to.
6. Have I mentioned how pretty she looks?

Ok, now that we’ve gotten that out of the way can I just say this video and song are really underwhelming. I might not be Cassie’s biggest fan, but she seems like a nice person who means well and to be fair, she has her share of nice tracks.

Like “Me & U.” Tell me that was not a charming ode to giving head. “Official Girl” is no “Me & U,” though. Speaking of official girls, what’s up with Cassie looking like an off brand Aaliyah the few seconds she’s not two stepping her bra and panties?

It’s times like these I wish ghosts could fight, because the spirit of Aaliyah needs to swoop down and dropkick that tone deaf broad for swagger jacking her look.

Try again, Cassie.

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