5. Should Common change his name to Chameleon?
7. Where’s your bailout?
10. With a nose job and butt injections, why didn’t Kim Kardashian seek a rhythm transplant before she signed on for Dancing with the Stars?
Bonus: What exactly is she a star of?
11. Am I the only person who never wants to hear the word maverick again?
12. She can’t sell records let alone sing, she’s not smart, and she’s built like Sgt. Slaughter, so why is Brooke Hogan relevant?
Bonus: Same goes for The Hills.
13. Has Sarah Palin given you a newfound appreciation for the intellect of George W. Bush?
15. Why do I get the feeling Jennifer Hudson smells like okra?
17. Which one is more extra: Tyra Banks or Kimora Lee Simmons?
21. Can you name five shows not reality-tv related worth watching?
22. After listening to Beyonce’s “If I Were A Boy,” would you be surprised if you heard Miley Cyrus on the remix?
Bonus: Doesn’t “Singles Ladies” sound like it would be Elle Mae Clampett’s shit?
Disclaimer: Don’t sue me.
23. In the third presidential debate will John McCain finally tell “that one” to get off his lawn?
24. Who else gets nauseous watching Dawn and Que flaunt their awkward love on Making The Band?
25. Will you spread The Cynical Ones link around again? (Hint: The answer should be, Yes We Can.”
Edit: I had to add this:
What the hell is he talking about?