I’ll Pass

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I heard this song for the first time yesterday. I see much hasn’t changed. He’s still loud, and he still ‘rhymes’ like his tongue is trying to break free from his mouth. I don’t knock his hustle (just his grammar), but what the hell is this? It looks like they’re making fun of retarded kids. After I finally heard the single yesterday, I remembered I had planned on posting about this and then my computer up and committed suicide. I take it that was a sign. Maybe I’m getting old but I refuse to do any dance that suggests I just made an escape from the set of Chicken Little or the main fryer at Popeyes.

Speaking of Chicken:

I wouldn’t want Ahmad waving a wing and a vanilla flavored Black-n-Mild in my face at Chevron, so I won’t be doing the Arab money dance either. That dance looks like an invitation to get your ass shot. And for those Arabs playing along, they’ll get it, too.

Oh yeah, permission for East Coast snobs to ridicule the south for its ‘stupid dances’ revoked.

Although I think many people from every region would look at the stanky leg and feel the urge to sit down. This dance is actually kinda old but will you catch me doing it? Aye…aye….aye…hell nawl. I’m still very much too lanky for it. (I thought about it, though.)

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