In Six

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I was reading the homie and legend (gotta start early) Clove’s blog the other day and stumbled across a post about people summing up their entire lives in six words. It’s not as easy as some people would think it is, but I decided to give it a shot only with a different twist.

Michael Jackson: White skin. Korean hair. Alien nose.

Beyonce: Dip it. Pop it. Twirk it.

Lil’ Wayne: Styrofoam cup. Don’t give a fuck.

Bobby Brown: It was all Whitney’s fault.

Kanye West: I’m the only man worth loving.

Hillary Clinton: Why couldn’t it have been me?

Kelly Rowland: I thought the Knowles’ loved me.

Mary J. Blige: I’m fine fine fine fine. Woo!

Keyshia Cole: I’m just like you. No really

Bow Wow: I had to. It was Omarion.

Omarion: Anyone is better than Chris Stokes.

Britney Spears: Fame makes you lose your mind.

Janet Jackson: Should’ve worn a bra that day.

Mariah Carey: Unicorns. Rainbows. Butterflies. Charmbracelets. Pinot Grigio.

Foxy Brown: My album is coming out soon.


Chico and El Debarge: Drugs were not good to us.

Ciara: I could never make it work.

Kim Kardashian: Wow. That sex tape really worked.

Lil’ Kim: Always remember to research your surgeon.


Rihanna: Don’t tell me I ain’t fly.

As for me: He always gave it his all.

I know, I know: aww and shit. I almost went with “Skinny muthaf-cka is crazy as s-it.”

Your turn.

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