You know, to tell you the truth, I don’t know anything about Ryan Leslie. I know he’s responsible for bringing Cassie to music — that fun fact alone makes me not want to expand my knowledge about him. Anyone who listens to Cassie sing and thinks she belongs in the music industry as an actual singer is either a sadist or just really cruel. Or you know, deaf or something.
Then again, if you take one look at this video, you can imagine why a girl like Cassie would be able to wrangle a record deal and hit song out of him. Homie looks like MC Urkel. If you’re wondering, that’s pronounced Ur-kel. I’ll give him Stephan Urkel before straight Steve Urkel. See, I’m definitely nicer in 2009.
Anyway, someone sent this video to me (good looking, Jason), and I would be wrong if I didn’t share it with you all. I don’t know why, but I actually feel pretty guilty about making jokes about him. But c’mon nah, he is really serious about rhyming in this video, ain’t he?
If you ever meet a ‘good kid’ that wants to rap, don’t show him this video. It will have becoming a Blood in about a week.