Naw, He Straight

A few things to look for:

1. The way asked for sweet tea.

2. The way he asked for cheese.

3. The way he joked about Pepto.

4. “Naw, we straight.”

5. “Dats you, mayne.”

Not to mention shaking Adrian Fenty’s hand like they were homies and saying, “‘preciate ya.” I wonder how long it will be before there’s a basketball goal hanging in the front of the White House and the Obamas are barbecuing in the front lawn.

I really love this. This is change I can jig to. I mean, it was nice seeing Bill Clinton play the sax on Arsenio and all, but there’s nothing like the real thing. We still appreciate your efforts, Willie. Welfare reform and changes to federal sentencing, not so much, but I digress.

This all makes me want to cling on to the hope that I can one day be Senator Sinick. It would be like spreading hot sauce and bounce music all over the capital (screw during the lame duck session). Oh how much fun that would be.