Damn You, Recession

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As if Three Can Play That Game weren’t bad enough, Vivica Fox has now embraced the Dionne Warwick and Esther Rolle approach to keeping her bills paid — using her acting skills to shill for the Psychic Friends Network. As you can see, there’s no shame in Anjanetta’s game because there ain’t nothing going on but the rent…mmhmm.

I always wondered who actually calls these lines and why. No offense to any of the people in the commercial, but looking at them I don’t want their help. Besides, why spend money to have someone lie to you when I can bitch to my friends after 7:00 p.m. for free? I don’t knock Viv’s hustle, though. Those corrective surgeries aren’t going to pay for themselves. I’ll sell you your future, too, if it could pay off my student loans.

Oh, if any of you out there are worried this commercial may harm Vivica’s life as a thespian, no worries. She’s got Thorns from a Rose, Hollywood & Wine, and Miss Nobody all lined up for you.

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