Why Are You Employed?

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Far be it from me to advocate any person losing their job at a time like this, but what the hell are you doing with your life where you can’t tell that pushing this on a day where Chris Brown is being arraigned on two felony charges is a bad idea?

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I understand sometimes things are already planned out in advance, but it’s the morning after and this is still on his MySpace page.

The next thing you’ll tell me is that R. Kelly will be getting a lifetime achievement award and Lil’ Kim will receive honors for self-esteem.

And while I have your attention, earlier today someone saw me and yelled, “Chris Brown!” Hell naw, ya’ll. This is the second time in a month someone has said I look like Chris Brown. The first time I was at a restaurant with a friend and a waiter – not even my own – walked up on me and was like, “Whoa, man. I thought you was Chris Brown. I was about to put you in a headlock. Don’t touch that girl.”

Then my friend laughed. Even the woman sitting next to me was laughing and from the look on her face I bet she only learned Chris Brown’s name the night before. I need for him to go away for a while. He’s giving lanky people with big teeth a bad name. Next thing you know I’m going to be out at the club jiggin’ and a bunch of drunk people are gonna yell, “CHRIS BROWN…GET ‘EM!” and I’m going to have to beat that bitch with a bottle in an effort to try and not get my slim self jumped.

Times like these I yearn for the days I got called a fake ass Debarge (Chico and/or his son).

Damn you, Chris Brown.

*Yes, I said I wasn’t going to talk about him before. How can you not when random people are yelling his name at you?

Edit: The people that called me Chris Brown were both Black men. The people laughing were a part of every race.

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