The Name Game: Miller Edition

I think Master P’s kids deserve their very own entry as it’s a litter of them with names out of this world.
I’m at the point now where I can properly pronounce most of the ‘unique’ names of children even if I don’t know what the hell their name actually means. Such is the Case for Percy’s daughter, Cymphonique.
In addition to little Cymphonique – who on the site posted a video about wanting to be an “inspiring actress, dancer, and singer” (she’s 12, ya’ll — I give her a pass) – there are her brothers and sisters.
Like Lil’ King, the 8-year-old rap sensation who boasts lines like, “This young man, I’m #1/That means I come second to none/With a nick, nack, patty wack, send them haters home/My name is King and I’m coming for the thrown,” from his single, “Wiggy Wiggy.”
Not to be outdone, there’s another rapping brother named Vercy. He’s not to be confused with another Miller boy named Hercy. Or Veno, who sings.
Per Siyclone, I’ve learned the kids P. has with his wife include, Percy III (Lil’ Romeo), Vercy, and Hercey. The girls include Itali, Tytyana, and Intylyana.
The others are from another mother. They’re all promoted as triple threats, however.
Did ya’ll get all that?
Last week the homie texted me that he met a girl named LaTiffany. I’m sure most of us will agree when compared to Cymphonique and Intylyana, LaTiffany’s name might as well be Julie.
Edit: Per an anonymous commenter: “Lil’ King isn’t Cymphonique and Vernen’s (Veno) brother…thats their cousin…Lil’ King is Silkk’s son not Percy’s.”
I read one thing, two people tell me something different, and now something else. I’m confused about who’s child support check goes to whom, but I do know all those names are still ‘unique.’
Thanks for leaving this, though!







LeeZett
March 31, 2009 at 4:51 am
DAMN. Every time I think NOTHING is ever going to beat Jermaine Jackson naming his youngest son Jermajesty, along comes some ridiculous ass shit like Percy, Vercy and Hercy. Is that like the new black version of Huey, Dewey & Louie or someshit??
Anonymous
March 31, 2009 at 5:36 am
After viewing their myspaces, WOW, foolishness! These little kids are lucky their dad used to be somewhat relevant in the music industry. And the names speak for themselves, I don’t even need to comment.
Anonymous
March 31, 2009 at 5:43 am
On second thought I just had to come back and comment that whoever thought it was a good idea to dress that little girl like she's going out to the club is an idiot. And why is she singing If I Were A Boy & And I'm Telling You?
Anonymous
March 31, 2009 at 6:01 am
Cymphonique!?
smdh!
Just when I thought naming our kids after alcholic drinks was bad enough!
daniecal
March 31, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Cymphonique?
This sounds like an instrument from the brass section! I had no idea how many kids he had, and I w/b surprised at the fuckery, but AGAIN let us not forget this is from the same mastermind that brought us the cinematic masterpieces “The Last Don” and my personal favorite “the Hot Boys”-please stop by your local video store to partake in the pleasures listed above!
Britt
March 31, 2009 at 2:14 pm
You can’t knock the hustle. LOL!
Anonymous
April 3, 2009 at 10:51 am
Yea the names are getting riddick these days, under the guise of creativity. I wish I could rename mine right now.
~G
Anonymous
April 4, 2009 at 7:14 am
Lil’ King isn’t Cymphonique and Vernen’s (Veno) brother…thats their cousin…Lil’ King is Silkk’s son not Percy’s