Beyonce Does More Than That
For those of you who don’t know ChaCho’s is a Mexican restaurant where Negroes go to get cheap margaritas. I’ve heard the food is better in other locations in Texas (it’s only edible in Houston), but for the most part you go there to get fucked up. And speaking of being fucked up, am I the only one who thinks these two dudes came up with this dance after their third jumbo margarita?
It’s bad enough that I’m just now finding out that DJ Unk is coming out with a dance that totally rips off my idea for a dance called The Hotsauce (which one of ya’ll sent him a link to my blog…fess up!), now this.
I’m not mad at Changing Faces for trying to cash in on the dance craze. With unemployment looking to jump into the double digits in the coming months creating a YouTube buzz that could lead to loads of ringtones sold is a sure fire way to make some money in a recession. It beats selling ass.
But, you’ve got to come harder than this.
That shit looks like something you do when you’re trying to fan yourself in a hot club — only your wrist quit you.
I have nothing against San Antonio or the Riverwalk (that’s what it’s called, right?) but I’ve never known them for dancing. That bullshit dance isn’t going to help the city’s cause either.
Have you seen Beyonce dance? Sasha will bitch slap you for naming that dance after Beyonce.
Do better!
And while I have your attention, Clover informed me about the UK’s own little dance craze.
I’ve seen my stats. I have quite a few European readers. Can someone explain that to me?
Why she gotta be a skank? She already has a migrane. Don’t make it worse by name calling. See, say what you will about the South, but we’re polite. We say shit like, “She fine than a bitch, ass and her tits. Thick in the hips er nigga wanna call her ‘Halleeeeeee Beerrrrrrry.’
See, that’s a compliment. Girl yo ass is so phat, I’m gonna tell you that you look like Halle Berry…even though we both know I haven’t even bothered looking at your grill.
Granted, there are other songs like “Play,” but hey, no one YouTubes to that. Or maybe I’m lost in a translation. Is ‘headache hoe’ the British equivalent to Halle Berry?
Danielle's Daughter
April 28, 2009 at 11:27 am
Bahahahaha!!! What the fuck?! I got about 50 seconds in, and fell out laughing. Which is what Beyonce is REALLY gone “do” when she sees this! ROFL!
balllin'
April 28, 2009 at 4:36 pm
lol…the word skank has two meanings here:
1. hoe
2. a sort of dance
so that’s why it’s called the migrane skank.
there’s also the tribal man skank, jungle skank, head shoulders knees and toes and so on
Funky Skanker!
April 29, 2009 at 4:58 pm
lol this provided me with my chuckle of the day! That Beyonce dance… *shakes head* no comment.
And as the above poster said over here to skank means to dance. If I was to go out and dance all night I could say “I was skanking hard all night”. With funky house (what we call that genre of music) creating skanks is the latest movement.
Anonymous
April 30, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Mike, the Migraine Skank is SERIOUS in the UK. I mean SERRRRRRIOUS. Ciara was stiff as fuck with it, because you’re supposed to take it to the flo and scrub the ground with it LMAO
RoJay
May 6, 2009 at 5:34 am
Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! lol