I Wanna Know

1. Aren’t old people hilarious?


2. I know it’s not right, but am I the only one who has sang the lines to “My Flow So Tight (Anti-Breezy)?”

3. Whose millions did Farrah Franklin borrow to get on Millionaire Matchmaker?

4. Since when was Jesus into water boarding?

5. Did anyone else read D. Woods’ post on Global Grind and wonder what the hell she was talking about?

6. Hasn’t Twitter, vlogs, and blogs made it painfully obvious just how uninteresting a lot of celebrities are?

7. Got giggles?

8. How grateful are you to Maxwell for releasing an R&B song that doesn’t feature a rapper and doesn’t include some random reference to some designer shoe or bag?


9. So Happy Meals aren’t what’s up on the playgrounds anymore, eh?

10. How much longer is T.I.’s victory lap to prison gonna last?

11. Is anyone else intrigued?

12. What has 50 Cent done for us lately?

13. Am I the only one who never bothered to watch a single episode of For The Love of Ray-J?

14. Did you know that Beyonce will fire you?


15. Doesn’t this dude look a lot more like Keefla from Road Rules than ‘Pac?

16. Name three actual sitcoms worth watching.

17. Now that Lil’ Kim has managed to become relevant again thanks to her stint on Dancing with the Stars, how long will it be before Foxy Brown is on MTV break dancing with a group of Asian kids?


18. Isn’t it sad how Tevin Campbell went from being one of the most talented teen vocalists ever to morphing into Tyrone Biggums?

19. Who in the hell would want to buy a scented candle from Gary Coleman?

20. Even if you may have to run your iPod pass the free clinic, aren’t you loving Electrik Red?

Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    5. Did anyone else read D. Woods' post on Global Grind and wonder what the hell she was talking about?
    This bitch gets under my skin!

    8. How grateful are you to Maxwell for releasing an R&B song that doesn't feature a rapper and doesn't include some random reference to some designer shoe or bag?
    Love that song!

    9. So Happy Meals aren't what's up on the playgrounds anymore, eh?
    If that little boy doesn't want to eat 34 sausage patties and 20 bisquits like ya big ass did as a kid then let him go ahead. —–>

    11. Is anyone else intrigued?
    The movie looks dumb. The more I see, the less interested I am.

    19. Who in the hell would want to buy a scented candle from Gary Coleman?
    LMAO. Let me find out you going back to "old Michael."

  2. Taylor says:

    1. Hahha. Yes.

    2.Don't feel bad, my grandma turned it up when it came on the radio and started jamming too (seriously.)

    6. I still don't get Twitter.

    7. Holding his favorite thing?

    8. I'll take a Weezy F. Baby remix 'look at my Gucci' 'she got a donk' song any day over some real R&B one. lol, not.

    9.Is that Juelz? You know Solange is too Phosisticated for Mickey D's.

    10. Right, you think he's actually going there? Or should I say it'll last til he's 'Dead and Gone' ?

    12. He's dropped hit album after hit album …

    13. You missed out.

    14. BEYONCE NEEDS TO GO SOMEWHERE.

    16. New York Goes to Work, Flavor of Love, any show about the economy (that's funny.)

    17. Isn't she in jail? She'll get a show soon enough though … 'Shaking a Tail in My Cell with Foxy Brown'

    20. I can't really hear what they're saying but yeahh it's catchy ?

  3. Jazz says:

    16. Name three actual sitcoms worth watching

    South Park
    Family Guy
    American Dad

    yeah they’re cartoons but hey….

  4. Anonymous says:

    i thought i was the only person who liked electrik red. good to see groupies go good. btw i <3 your blog

  5. Dr. Kiti says:

    I just saw the G.I. Joe trailer last night and when I first heard about a live action movie, I was excited, intrigued even, but after seeing that trailer, I have the sinking feeling that it’s gonna be a buncha bullshit. I think I might assemble my older cousins (the ones who only let me play G.I. Joes if I brought Scarlett and Baroness) and my brother to go see it anyway. I mean, it’s got Marlon Wayans in it *snicker*

  6. Anonymous says:

    20. Even if you may have to run your iPod pass the free clinic, aren’t you loving Electrik Red?

    You ain’t never lie. They go (slightly) hard.

  7. ja says:

    I have never seen one episode of that Ray J show & I love myself (and you too now) more for that everyday.
    G.I. Joe looks like it will be kinda awesome.
    And Damn you for remembering Keefla!!!

  8. MissTee says:

    16. Name three actual sitcoms worth watching.

    You keep askin' without specifin' they hafta be current sooooooo:
    Good Times, Martin & Friends

    18. Isn't it sad how Tevin Campbell went from being one of the most talented teen vocalists ever to morphing into Tyrone Biggums?

    BHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    19. Who in the hell would want to buy a scented candle from Gary Coleman?

    He finally got candles to let off that dirt smell huh? I guess……

  9. undressingHER says:

    1. YES, old ppl are hilarious, maybe that’s why I love talking to them.

    3. Who is Farrah Franklin?

    6. Those things have shown me how obsessed with celebs that regular people are.

    16. Umm new ones? I watch Fresh Prince, Home Improvement, Monk, George Lopez, and 2 and a half men

  10. lioness411 says:

    I can’t name 3 sitcoms but there is one, SAMANTHA WHO? with Christina Applegate, It’a really good! It comes on thurdays, you should give it a look.

  11. MzVirgo says:

    Tevin Campbell looks like Tommy Davidson.

    D. Woods talking in riddles is just her way of saying that Diddy is acting really shady and so on and so forth.

  12. Misha5150ak says:

    1. Old people are funny and need medication, They only get a pass for the shit that they do and say because they’re old.

    2. I bet Rihanna sings that song while she’s breakin dishes. LOL

    3. I don’t know but when you find out, give me the number to that person so I can borrow a couple of million too since they’re just handing that shit out to anyone and anybody.

    4. Jesus is not into waterboarding!! He is into walking on top of water!! Don’t get it twisted!!

    5. That’s her way of saying Diddy is a bitch and full of shit and them other bitches are to blame for not focusing on what matters the most. MONEY and FAME. That’s what happens when you sell your soul to the devil aka Diddy.

    6. I have a twitter account but I don’t keep up with it because I’m too busy doing hoodrat stuff.

    7. Sweet minty Jesus….

    8. I LOVE MAXWELL!! STAN 4 LIFE!!

    9. He was wondering where the red beans, rice, ham hocks, mac n cheese and collared greens where!!

    10. I don’t know…I thought his ass was in jail by now.

    11. HELL YEAH!! That looks sick!!

    12. Besides some bullshit with Officer Ross and bumpin uglies with Ciara, I have no idea.

    13. Michael, you missed out on For the VD of Ray J. Although it wasn’t as good as Flavor of VD, it was a cool substitute for fuckery night.

    14. And she will steal your song and pass it off as her own.

    15. I don’t know that nigga and he looks like Pac from a mile away, with my eyes squinted after I have drunk a whole 12 pack to the neck.

    16. Family Guy, American Dad and Robot Chicken are great sitcoms…yeah they’re cartoons but they’re funny as hell. You should of asked what reality shows are worth watching because that’s all that is on tv now a days. Maybe you could ask that question next time. :)

    17. I’m sure it will be before she changes her poodle weave.

    18. LMAO!! Awww…I thought that he was such a sweet boy back in the day.

    19. What he needs to do is ask for donations of lotion and crisco. That ash is not whats hot in 2009!!

    20. Who is Electric Red? Ohh they’re the bootleg 2009 version of En Vogue but only one can sing, right?? Ehh, I’ll pass.

  13. RoJay says:

    You such a fool and on point with most of this as usual….but lemme say I thought I was the only one not watching Ray J’s ass too!

  14. Thembi says:

    Thank you SO much for saying Keefla.