Teach ABCs, Not How to Contract STDs
Welcome to another edition of you should be raising a child not a statistic, stupid.
This weeks venom is spewed in the direction of whoever is responsible for these overly sexual children. This video looks like a cross between The Muppet Babies and Uncut. That’s a problem for you, for me, and whoever who will have treat these poor kids at the free clinic in a couple of years. I flagged the video, but I wish I could flag everyone present in this video.
“Lil’ Trina” is sad for a number of reasons. Off the bat one ought to look into calling CPS for bead abuse. If she swings her head too fast during recess so poor kid is going to grow up with the nickname “Wonk Eye.” I went to elementary school with a girl with bead happy parents. Trust me when I say no good can come of it.
While I’m not mad at Lil’ Trina’s obvious natural talent to jook or her mastery of the Ciara stank face (not an insult), you will not have a little girl making her three day old ass clap. Especially not in a crowd full of adult men. What kind of R. Kelly parenting book are Negroes reading nowadays?
I feel like I might need to contact a lawyer just for posting this.
For the little girl who bent over with grown women coaching her on: May Jesus come in the form of infertility for those women. If your kid turns out to be a stripper on her own accord, fine. But don’t teach her hoe shit before she takes the PSAT. Wait, I’m getting ahead of myself. At least teach the girl how to read the word Strokers before you start training her to work there.
The little boys humping the ground are no better. I want to toss a G.I. Joe toy at their dads…wherever they are. I’m not even going to touch on the other forms of eroticism in the video.
But they were obviously caught by the YouTube users cheering this on:
dem aint kids dey lillte adults my nephew 6 and kant do that now thats talentlmao lil mama wit da beadz… lol bt tru dat … dat lil grlk waz gettn it lol
that lil boy is sexy, i kno i prolly sound like a predator but he can be my boyfriend numbah 2 LMAO…. he got down on da dance flo
I think I should title my book Some People Don’t Deserve Reproductive Organs.
I used to think outside of my nieces that I wasn’t kid friendly. Then I thought it’s not kids that I dislike, it’s bad ass kids. Now it’s dawned on me that I have no ill will towards any children at all. It’s their parents I hate. I’m not questioning the supreme being’s logic, but sometimes I wish God an imposed an application process for parenting.
I Stan For Cynics
May 17, 2009 at 5:57 pm
there is so much wrong w/the 20 secs of this video i was able to watch i don’t even know where to start.
1. don’t these grown a-s-s people have anything better to do!?
2. what the h-e-l-l is that on that baby’s head?! i have NEVER seen that many beads in one place. and i have been to MANY beauty supply stores in my time.
3. what the h-e-l-l language are those comments written in? i hate internet slang, but that looks like it’s sprinkled with ebonics. even worse.
4. a little boy can be your “boyfriend number 2″… i see. is that from the book of kelly, chapter 4, verse 2?
i can’t. not today. not tomorrow.
JoLissa
May 17, 2009 at 8:13 pm
I never understood how people thought this stuff was cute.. It’s not. At all. This is just a mess. And that’s why those are the type of children that will be speaking like the people whose comments you showed us. Shame.
s_jfort
May 17, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Um, but absolutely NOT! I have to agree, that damn foreign language those comments were written in had me feeling slow. I’m all sounding them out phonetically, and still couldn’t understand. All I know is, they got those children out there droppin it like it’s hot, juking and what have you, lil Shanene and DeMarion better know how to write there own name and count to 100!
MissTee
May 18, 2009 at 10:58 am
In the words of NeNe (RHOA)
“Dis som BULL!”
lioness411
May 18, 2009 at 11:50 am
Just a damn MESS!
B.W.W.
May 18, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I hate n*ggas. Seriously, why? I will NEVER understand why this is acceptable. Too bad we can’t choose who represents us. For every Obama there are 300,000 of these people.
Kat
May 18, 2009 at 2:04 pm
End of the video asks “who won” and all I can think is
“no one”
Anonymous
May 18, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Lord… I have 2 girls, 6 and 4, my own family members comment on how “out of touch” my daughters are b/c they don’t know ANY songs from the radio. I don’t watch videos or any other mess. The most dancing my kids do is rocking side to side, lol. I rather that my daughters growing up faster than they have to. I pray for this up and coming generation. Truly kids raising kids. 15 yr old mothers, 30 yr old grandmothers, absent fathers, on and on…
Anonymous
May 18, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I meant “I rather that THAN my daughters growing up faster than they have to.”
Anonymous
May 18, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Ok – my heart is breaking for these kids.
What the hell are these “grown” people doing standing around watching them dry hump?
Now, when their 9 year old daughter comes home pregnant…its a d_mn shame.
- Denae
miko
May 19, 2009 at 2:29 pm
i feel like jumpin thru the computer and beatin all of their ass!
Rob
May 19, 2009 at 5:58 pm
*sigh* this shit is taught through their parents like more than 1/3 of the things young adults develop from, IMO this is the reason why blacks are one of the most stereotyped race that actually LIVES to the stereotype. We need to wipeout these roodrats through education and social training.
blkbutterfly
May 19, 2009 at 10:12 pm
I’m usually a lurker, but I had to come out the shadows for this. I teach 1st grade and as God is my witness, if one of students ever did some foolishness like this, I’d snatch her up so fast those beads would fly off! I
“May Jesus come in the form of infertility for those women.” — Amen!
Vanessa
May 30, 2009 at 12:34 pm
I rarely comment on blogs.. but i have to say..I agree. i believe all potential parents should go through an application process to deem whether they are financially, menatally and physically able to care for a child. I am young black woman..21 years old with a 2 year old daughter. i know how impressionable children are. My daughter does EVERYTHING I DO, so the parents of those children in this video …im sure are doing alot more than just dancing around their kids. This is disgusting…sometimes i feel all these people should just be exterminated. This is fun to them. Oh its no big deal now you say, but what when your daughter gets an std, or gets pregnant at 13? You are contributing to her loose morals, and low self-esteem which i GAURANTEE she’ll have…because she wont understand why the boys dont respect her….and it speaks mountains about YOUR existence. You can only blame yourself. what is this breeding? more and more of the same , which will get us no where. ignorance, stupidity, stereotypes..this is the main reason other nationalitys stereotype black peiple, and im saddened to admit, they are correct in most of them. stereotypes are here for a reason people…if you dont want to be clAssified…then get the f*ck out of the BoX your conforming yourself to. How can we ever get anywhere like this people?! -sigh- no wonder its so easy to round you all in, just like sheep to the slaughter…you barely exist….where are your souls?