The Grind
Disclaimer: This video is not safe for work. In fact, I’m not sure if it’s safe period. Consider yourself warned, pimpin’.
One of my e-buddies is like the gift that keeps on giving. First she told me about the little chubber that could trying to rap, and now she’s sent me a video via Twitter of Spectacular from Pretty Ricky dancing around in his Victoria Secret panties soliciting sex challenging Bow Wow, Trey Songz, Chris Brown, among others to a ‘grind off.’
Yeah, that sounds like the beginning of some porno. Dude is already dressed for the part, so I guess in his mind it all makes sense.
Now, I don’t make it a habit to call out folks on here or any of my other writing gigs for being gay. Reason being is you never really know anything about a person until they themselves confirm it (or they’re outed by someone with video and audio). Sure everyone can have their suspicions, we can all play that game but for the most part, it’s hearsay. I’m aware.
Having said that, now ya’ll know damn well there are certain people that make you go, “Hmm, that person is stuck on same sex.” Your choir directors, preachers, uncles and aunts with long-time “roommates,” etc.
I understand that many hormone enraged teenage girls love them some Spec because he dances like he’s demonstrating how to have sex like a jack rabbit, but c’mon nah, who didn’t look at this video and be instantly reminded that the California Supreme Court is ruling on Prop 8 today?
Half of the people he challenged to grind on him this dance off aren’t even known for dancing. Of course, we’ve seen Bow Wow rock his index finger, then let it wave and sip in defense of Omarion, but yeah, that doesn’t make him Michael Jackson. More like Noxema Jackson.
Looking at some of the comments, I think some of them are pretty ignorant and hate filled, but beyond the e-thugging dimwits who probably sat there and watched the video multiple times, explain to me the purpose of a “grind off?”
Is giving peep shows to sell ringtones what’s hot on these internets these days?
And epic fail at him trying to sound hard challening grown men to a grind off. Shut up and twirk with a smile on your face like normal people.
P.S. I think homie stole those draws from the set of Electrik Red’s video for Electrik City.
P.S.S. Why did he tag Gucci Mane for this video? I guess if they were “roommates” in prison it could work out, but I thought he was still leasing Mya?
Anonymous
May 26, 2009 at 7:50 am
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. WTF was that?
Vic
May 26, 2009 at 9:42 am
When I saw this video this morning, I knew you would have it on your page! LOL I just kept asking myself “Is he serious”, and sadly, the answer is yes! LOL
SoMizzundastood
May 26, 2009 at 9:52 am
poor chile! Imma pray for him
Anonymous
May 26, 2009 at 10:29 am
This is wrong on so many levels.
JoLissa
May 26, 2009 at 10:35 am
he looks like a gerbil with a grill trying to seduce me and it did NOT work.. that is so many kinds of ‘not ok.’
Rob
May 26, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I wonder who would find this sexy…
Normal women: Nope
Crazy women: Maybe
Those “I need a man to support me” women: Nuh uh
Gay men: hell no
.. Trannys: Maybe
MissX
May 26, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Do u believe in Lord Jesus Christ our Savior of Latter Day Saints???
Please pray for this lost soul.
Y’all keep him in your prayers.
Matter of fact, scratch that, he needs an exorcism!!!
What kind of foolwang $hit is this.
My God I couldn’t get past the 1:22 mark without feeling like gouging out my eyes like Houston.
I just can’t anymore with these people with no home training.
Who the f*ck told him that it’s okay to post this publicly.
My rant has been submitted.
Kjen
May 27, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Mission accomplished –
Before this video I was barely aware of the existence of Pretty Ricky. Now, I know a the names of the members of the groups and their single claim to fame. It came in handy when my mom, yes this vid is circulating in a lot of circles, asked me who this was.
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Sexuality questions aside. If the man was working in a strip club – he’d be making a thunderstorm. L
Christian
May 28, 2009 at 12:24 am
wooooooooooowwwwwww…i never thought i would see the day when the economy made money quite THIS tight where this young man would stoop to a “grind off” LOL
lioness411
June 1, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Extremely weird and creepy!
What was the point of this? he is very skinny has no body whatsoever!
Misha5150ak
June 1, 2009 at 10:43 pm
This video had me going through all kinds of emotion. Shock, horror, laughter and then disgust. Killed my soul it did. If you think this is funny, you should see the reaction and response video’s on youtube. Funniest shit, I’ve seen in a long time.
Something Like Beautiful
June 10, 2009 at 7:15 am
I can't help but wonder WHO IS HOLDING THE DAMN CAMERA?!
I shall pray for that individual because I KNOW it was hard to keep a straight face!