I Need Answers
1. Couldn’t Michael Jackson at least have purchased some Creole or biracial kids?
2. Shouldn’t Eve have claimed those tweets aimed at Chris Brown as hers considering she hasn’t been relevant since the launch of the Palm Treo?
3. Did Bow Wow really say “Can I get two snaps in the chat room?” the other day?
4. Though she may be pretty, am I the only one who thinks Cassie has the body of a transgendered Japanese man?
5. What kind of lucky charm does Janet Jackson have between her legs?
6. I still get confused. Is this what they mean when they say “cunt boots?”
7. Am I the only one who thinks that new Kelly Rowland song should be sent back to the 90s rave it came from?
8. Give me one word to describe this.
9. Jay-Z is a 40-year-old who dresses like he’s 21. Should I care what trends he wants to die?
10. If I released an album this week and it only sold 12 copies, would I still make the top ten on the Billboard 200 next week?
11. Doesn’t Lil’
12. As far as the pause police goes, isn’t the idea of keeping tab of any and everything “suspect” a pause in itself?
“I’ve been in the biz 17 years, so everyone is used to me naming my records. So I wanted to mix it up a little. I want whoever listens to the record to call it what they want, name it themselves based on what they feel listening to the music.”
13. What the hell is Pissy talking about?
14. How long before Rihanna starts wearing her hair like Little Richard?
15. Can Chris Brown at least show a skeet taste (© Kim) of remorse?
16. Why not get a matching bracelet saying “Shoot my ass?!”
17. Does anyone have an mp3 of the theme song from 227?
18. Am I the only one who feels like Twitter is ruining the mystique of some celebrities?
19. Speaking of Twitter, are you following me? (Self-promotion game proper)
20. Does she even bother trying to dance anymore?
Britt
June 8, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Purchased?! *Dead*
Misty Knight
June 8, 2009 at 3:03 pm
1) What? you didnt no that vitiligo (sp) is hereditary?2) She don't want none w/ those CB fans, especially now that its summer vacation.
3) Stop. Lyin!
4) I was thinking more of a prepubesent, viatnamese, boy refugee.
5)Don't know, but apparently the Leprechan thinks thier "magically delicious"!
6)eww.
7) Why can't you let Kixxy be great?
9) I dont care if Regis came out with DOA, that shyt needed to be murdered 1 year ago! get w/the program dammit!
10) Very Possible.
11) Teabaging w/autotune!
12) *shrugs*
14) I thought she was still sportin the "Rock-a-Doodle" "Do"?
15)Too busy stylin on y'all "haters" to be bothered w/ remorse, and common sense.
16) It's being delivered next week.
17) Or the theme song for "NightRider"?
18)"mystique"? really?
19)Nope.
20)To busy stylin on you "haters", to be bothered w/choreography!
Sunset
June 8, 2009 at 4:13 pm
It's good to see someone ask the pertinent questions!
1) Ditto @ Misty Knight. I will also add that the DNA from the hair in his wigs became a part of his genetic code.
5) I just want to know why he got the tat to resemble the Virgin Mary.
15) I honestly think he feels like he has done nothing wrong.
16) Where is he actually going to wear that thing?
As for Ciara and Keri Hilson, I'm about to go look up that E. Badu "Butt naked wit' a beeper on" interview. Clearly, they've resorted to these tactics. Sad.
J2201987
June 8, 2009 at 8:52 pm
1) *dead* @ "purchased"
IWishThatWasMe (I made it up)
2) Yes (*googling Palm Treo…*)
3) Knowing Omarion's former "gettin' in partner" yes (He must have been a fan of "men on film" *2 snaps and a circle*)
4) Hell naw…
5) Probably something similar to Mariah's "Hello Kitty"
6) gross @ that whole statement
7) She finally ditched Crack-Nosed Knowles, give Kells a chance man…
9) That song, Auto-Tune (and possibly T-Pain) needed to be murdered for this ish
10) Maybe not top 10. More like 11
11) you mean, actually 'sucking' noise or it's "theme song"? (I'm asking b/c I haven't heard it-and don't intend to)
12) Don't know what/who that is
13) See #12
14) Not lil' Richard, more like a Cockatoo
15) No, She deserved it, so y'all stop "hating" (*sarcasm people*)
16) I'll pay next year's tuition for that sh*t, and his execution range
17) look it up on MySpace
18) like who?
19) Yes
20) With an @ss like that, Who…………cares?
Taylor
June 9, 2009 at 11:42 am
1. Nuh uh…those cost extra.
2. What? Are you serious? Eve has been topping the charts lately…
3. Did Bow Wow really say "Can I get two nuts in the chat room?" the other day?
4. What's wrong with her head? Who the heck is looking at her body??? LOOK AT HER HEAD.
5.That's a nice monkey. Real detailed…
6. I feel bad for that one button…
7. Haven't heard it…
8. Classy.
9. While he's at it, he should tell his wife to kill the butt pad trend.
10. Nah, you gotta sell at least 14 copies to get to Billboard status…If you only sold 12 copies your record would only be played about 187,903,542,048,668 times
11. I'm a LeBron fan…that's a sore spot.
12. Hmm..I don't know…sounds a little suspect..hm.
13. So I could name the album "Return of the Sex Offender" if I wanted to?
14. 2 weeks, legit.
15. A skeet taste? I thought you were referring to CB not Spectacular…
16. Uhh..that would clash.
17. Never heard it.
18. It's actually the ghost tweeters who tweet for them who are ruining their 'mystique'. See that's why Eve doesn't have to claim her tweets…she didn't tweet them.
19. Err…
20. Why bother when you can just bounce around on those beach balls the whole time?
…thats a badddddddd weave/track/lion's mane(???)
iman
June 9, 2009 at 12:52 pm
cassie looks gross…
wayne really likes kobe i guess…
jay z was good at summer jam, but i still think he needs to sit down somewhere…
and yes about twitter. i feel like diddy and anderson cooper are always texting me lol.
Megan
June 11, 2009 at 6:41 pm
& this is why I love this blog! You help me remember to smile even through the 9-5 bullshit! *The cunt boots had me LMFAO
TJ
June 12, 2009 at 6:11 am
Re: 227 theme song…OMG! I thought I was the only one who remembered stuff from then! If you find it, please post! (There's no place like home, with your family around you, you're never alone…you know you've got love, there's NOT need to roam. Ahhh hell, let me hush.) Don't EVEN make me bust out other TV theme songs. Cause I'll do it!
prachel
June 19, 2009 at 1:23 pm
8 – skanktastic