I Need Answers: King of Pop and Lock Edition
1. We get that he left his mama, his trust, and those kids his money, but who’s getting Michael Jackson’s array of fine hair weaves and wigs?
2. Who in the hell left the gate open and allowed Joe Jackson to step out in a zoot suit designed for Satan and talk shit about his new record label thirty seconds after his son died?
3. Does anyone else look at the state of Michael Jackson-less pop & R&B and get the sudden urge to lead a séance to call his spirit back?
4. Speaking of spirits, will someone tell Larry King to quit it?
5. Did CNN really need to find Bubbles for a report on Michael Jackson?
6. And if that’s the case, why haven’t we heard from Emmanuel Lewis and Macaulay Culkin?
7. Do you know that to this day, I still can’t spell Macaulay without wanting to quit this bitch?
8. Wouldn’t it have been dope if Michael Jackson and Madonna went through with plans to collaborate on “In The Closet?”
9. Can someone direct me to a bridge that I can push this conniving vulture over?
10. Am I the only one hoping Rebe Jackson performs “Centipede” at the memorial service tomorrow?
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11. Did anyone else look at this picture and immediately get angry?
12. What does this ratchet blond call herself doing?
13. Anyone in on paying a Michael Jackson impersonator to whoop up on Joe?
14. Is it wrong to wish that Michael’s labels hurry up and package all of his unreleased material from the vault?
15. Is Moonwalker on DVD?
16. Was I still on the bottle when these came out?
17. Doesn’t the inherently negative coverage in the mainstream media of Michael’s death make you want to slap a bitch?
18. Michael Jackson was acquitted of child molestation charges. Elvis Presley married a 14-year-old girl. Why is the naturally pale one not branded a pedophile?
19. I loved him, too, but be honest: Even if you want to treat him like family, can we agree that mentally Michael could be a little off the wall at times?
P.S. Don’t stab me.
20. Can I get a shamon?
Anonymous
July 6, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Shamon x100
Sincerely Lisa
July 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm
1. You know LaToya had dibs on that shit from day 1. But don't worry, she will be using the wigs & weaves as a reference to create a hair line that can be purchased thru Especially Yours Catalogues.
2. LaToya. Too busy playing with Mike's weaves & wigs.
3. Note to self: Look for an Ouja board next trip to Target.
4. Larry King is like Diddy. He can't stop. He won't stop. The minute they both do, they'll burst into flames.
5. Bubbles is still living?
6. I'm mad we had to hear from trifle ass Corey Feldman.
7. You and few other thousand people, so don't feel too bad.
8. Maybe. Or maybe not. I just love that video with Naomi it's so sensual yet organic. If the original idea went thru with Madonna, she would probably try to make Michael her bitch.
9. Brooklyn Bridge. Preferbly the BK side so he can hit the rocks before the water.
10. Yaaasss!!! And with the background dancers in tuxes from the video too!
11 &12 The commerical? No, why? & I think the blond is trying to catch the rhythm or an insect crawled into her gown.
13. Payday is tomorrow. I'll see what I can do to help.
15. Yes. Check for it on Amazon.com
16. This is why I love YouTube. I almost forgot about this! Who was the girl in window? Rae Dawn Chong? Watch LA Gear make a comeback. LOL.
17 &18. Yeah & Not surprised despite Obama this is Amerikkka.
19. Yes. I remember him rocking the berka(sp) muslim lady gear, thinking to myself, WTF. Still luv him through.
20. SHAMON 4EVA!
Anonymous
July 6, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Moonwalker – Everyone that I know has it on VHS at their mama's house
SHAMON Mike!!
- Denae
MissTee
July 6, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Shamon! (My official new greeting for you:)
Not to take away ur shine cause I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE U…but u familiar w/ him:
http://hiphopandpolitics.wordpress.com/2009/06/29/bet-missed-the-mark-last-night-w-their-michael-tribute/
degagirl
July 6, 2009 at 5:40 pm
http://www.amazon.com/Michael-Jackson-Moonwalker-Usa-Compatible/dp/B00186K7EE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1246923219&sr=8-1
Moonwalker is not officially on DVD for Region 1 (US & Canada). Hopefully, it will be soon.
Please don't get me started on people talking about MJJ and the child molestation charges. US Rep. Peter King has added his two cents about Michael. Besides Elvis what about Woody Allen or Roman Polanski???
Sunset
July 6, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Shamon, indeed.
I'm worried that Larry King's going to go out on air. Please God, don't let that happen. And I plan on holding all these media hounds accountable when Woody Allen kicks the bucket. Yeah, I said it.
I have a feeling that most of the Jackson kids see Joe as their mother's husband.
And we all know Michael was a nut in a hut. You know what they say about the line between brilliance and insanity. Add in child stardom and being raised by Joe Jackson, and it's a recipe for craziness. Doesn't mean we can't love him.
Dr. Kiti
July 6, 2009 at 9:52 pm
You complete me.
I was wondering the same thing about Rebie doing Centipede. she needs to gon' ahead and bust that out on 'em one time.
Britt
July 8, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Shamon!
The Single Black Woman
July 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Shamon!
18. Michael Jackson was acquitted of child molestation charges. Elvis Presley married a 14-year-old girl. Why is the naturally pale one not branded a pedophile?
MAN…I been saying that since he died. Priscilla was 13 when they met and started "dating."
Elvis was good and in his twenties.
But hey, I guess the pale one is above blame.
A Big butt and a Smile
Southern_Lady
July 10, 2009 at 10:49 am
Loved it! Shamon! MJ was such a special person. Yes, he was a bit off the wall at times, but can you blame him. He's always been on some other ish. Who would think to wear one glittered glove and high-water pants w/slouch socks, just so you can see what his feet are doing?? Geniuses are the most tortured.
Oh, and F*** Bashir!!!
SupremeAntBee
July 16, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I thought that was Madonna on "In The Closet." I could have sworn that's what I read all those many moons ago when Dangerous first came out.