I Wanna Know
1. What part of there will never be another Michael Jackson does this lil’ ‘Tussin-abusing critter monster and others not get?
2. And since only a week ago did Baby’s lip masseuse call the Kang of Pop a fag, does that mean Weezy wants to meet Chris somewhere over the rainbow?
3. Are we really recording songs called “Whip It Like A Slave” now?
4. Since Aubrey’s re-recording Eddie Murphy “classics” like “Party All The Time,” is anyone down for running around with me in the clouds screaming, whatzupwitu?
5. Is it safe to call Kanye West a trendsetter now?
6. If you’re Eminem, are you more jealous of Nick Cannon or Mariah Carey’s hand?
7. Go three minutes in then tell me why do women like hip-hop again?
8. When is someone going to sit Shad down and explain to him that he’s essentially the 00s answer to Kris Kross, and that he might want to go get a sitcom?
9. What happened to the days where you had to shave your beard before put your heels on?
10. If someone broke into your home and stuck a gun in your face, would you go back to bragging about your material possessions on the internet?
11. Why do I feel like this is gonna be Rihanna in thirty years (if she’s lucky)?
12. Speaking of Rihanna, can we please stop taking pictures of her doing absolutely nothing?
13. Should we all chip in and get Jermaine a magic marker?
14. Who else saw this picture and thought, “Coke and Diet Coke?”
15. What kind of magic wand does photographer Rob Ector own?
16. Why is everyone going in on Rocsi lately? Did she mess with your man, too?
17. If your only claim to fame prior to your well received mixtape was a character known as “Wheelchair Jimmy,” wouldn’t you of all people know to sit your ass down when a doctor tells you to?
18. Will these G-listers on Twitter whining about people “hating” on them ever shut their happy asses up?
19. Can someone explain the origin of Nicki Minaj’s accent please?
20. Have you gotten in your morning jig today?
Kelly
August 4, 2009 at 11:22 am
LOVE LOVE LOVE Brother Franklin!
babygirlja
August 4, 2009 at 11:35 am
LMAO at this,I agree with #11 and #12 and you're on ur own with #4
Misty Knight
August 4, 2009 at 11:46 am
#3 At this point, I wouldn't be surprised, we have officially reached the bottom
#4 Since the video will not include Rick James raising his hands victoriously in the recording studio, I wants no part of it!
#7 I was lost at first, then after the 3:00 mark *sigh*
#8 You know Omarion can't bear to see Chad cry, give him time!
#12 Lets start a twitter petition! we will not be ignored!
#19 Certainly, she is the shybrid pawn of Fran Drescher, and Marissa Tomie's character on My Cousin Vinny
La
August 4, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Omg my friend sent me that brother Franklin video a few weeks ago. Sometimes I just go watch it to make me smile, lol
I had to blog about Soulja Coon. That chain is a fool.
Sunset
August 4, 2009 at 4:16 pm
This post reminds me of "Baba Says Cool For Thought" on Lupe Fiasco's last album. We've gotten so cool with so much of this nonsense.
Sheesh, I gotta get my Bro Franklin on just to get this outta my system.
AnonMoron67
August 4, 2009 at 6:53 pm
1.) MJ 2.0? More like Ike 2.0
2.) After listening to the misogyny in music after an earlier TCO post, YES.
3.) Is a Jesus Comeback more and more Apparent everyday?
4.) Who the hell is Aubrey?
5.) trend setter….. j…..setter….
6.) Uh, neither, and Why the "irrelevant celebrity" hell would I want to be M&M?
7.) I wouldn't be surprised if "Every Girl in the World" with a gun shot up every man in the world, starting the #1 Baby Daddy on Billboard charts, Lil' Weezy, b/c of this ish
8.) B/C he'd epically FAIL at that too
9.) Girl, you hit the nail on the head
10.) I heard that if you trash your front yard, robbers won't bother to go near your house, BOY was I wrong. But yeah, this dumbass would.
11.) LOL!!! Alien Cockatoo Princess Rih-Rih "If she's lucky." You right about that
12.) It's an Alien Princess/LaceFront world (I forget who I got that from, and by "lacefront" I do mean BeyCOOCHee, if you didn't know)
13.) –\
14.) "Coke and Diet Coke" I'm thinking "Cheetos and 'powdered sugar'"
15.) I don't know who these 2 men are
16.) Yeah, be easy. She almost starved and killed herself when she was young. She didn't MEAN to be a homewrecking whore (*Super-Sized side eye*)
17.) I gotta look up these people you are talking about. b/c I've must have been in a cave or something
18.) Um, the term is "Omega-lister's" (Greek letters for these lames)
19.) damn-see #17
20.) Yes. it's called "Bitch You Ride the Marta Bus" (c) "some n*ggas from South DeKalb in ATL, GA"
rydee
August 4, 2009 at 7:45 pm
This is a wonderful list. Must do more of these babies. And I am game with #4 only if we have a child choir to back us up
Kid Fury
August 5, 2009 at 1:20 am
Keep this shit coming! Since VIBE is gone, you know there are no more 20Qs!
Anonymous
August 5, 2009 at 7:04 am
Why is it necessary to cuss so much? It's so distracting! And he sounds like a retard anyway for that "not equal" comment. Dumb ass.
smashedthehomie
August 5, 2009 at 9:10 am
I got the same dress as #9. Holla at me, Forever 21.
JORiDiOR
August 5, 2009 at 11:32 am
wayne actually said that 'fag' comment in May but…it was uncalled for nonetheless. *dead!* at coke & diet coke. i loved reading this. keep it up!!!