I Know You Know
1. When Trey Songz said his new album was his Off The Wall, did you stop and wonder was he Off His Meds?
2. Why is Ciara (the one with actual talent) becoming known as the assistant/friend/hanger oner of a woman who does nothing?
3. Speaking of Kim Kardashian’s beautiful self, she would make an appearance at the opening of a door if invited, wouldn’t she?
4. When Wendy Williams looks at the list of booked guests for her talk show, do you think she asks “Who the hell are these people?!” like the rest of us?
5. Is this Negro serious?
6. Will Grace Jones be the next one to bite Rihanna following this swagger jacking cover?
(P.S. It’s hot.)
7. When is someone going to get Lil’ Wayne fixed?
8. Why won’t Capitol records let LeToya be great?
9. Was Timbaland mad at Jay-Z when he sent those beats in for Blueprint 3?
10. Does this look appetizing to anyone else?
11. Are Ren & Stimpy serious?
12. In addition to the doctor, should we call Buffy?
13. Why does Nicki Minaj talk like she’s from the projects of Britain?
14. When will it dawn on people that most of them don’t have haters?
15. Did Wheelchair Jimmy just refer to Trey Songz as the greatest R&B singer of our generation?
(Sidenote: Trey must taste like strawberries to Drake. That or cocaine. I think Trey is talented, but really?!)
16. If Michael Jackson were still with us, who would he bitch slap first: Joe, Jermaine, or LaToya?
17. With a new daddy announced every week how long before someone claims Bubbles is the biological father of Michael Jackson’s children?
18. Though her songs have gotten better, since it’s obvious Cassie can’t buy a hit anymore, is it time for her to go model and/or invest in having Diddy’s baby?
19. Is anyone else on Twitter tired of the faux Hallmark, fortune cookie-esque “wisdom” being spouted on there?
20. Can you feel it?
Trey Songz is the same nigga who brought us "LOL
", so I'm not one bit surprised. Surely he does not think that anything he ever does will come close to being as legendary as Off The Wall. Surely.
Trey Songz needs more people and Wheelchair Jimmy needs to sit his ass down.
If Michael was still alive he would bitchslap Joe into next week
Ciara has talent?
Cassie's music has gotten better?
I don't think Trey ment it as comparing his to Michaela, like "my albums gonna be just a good as off the wall." IMO he was just saying "ready" will be his coming out album and show who he is as an artist like "off the wall" did for michael.
Michael*. Damn typos on the iPhone. :\
1) Off his meds and escaped an asylum.
2) She is famous…"for having a big ass and a sex tape" [(C)Joel McHale]
3) She'd make an appearance to me blowing my nose if she was paid enough.
4) How can she? She high EVERY F*CKING MORNING!!!!
5) LET CHRIS BROWN BE GREAT!!!!!*sarcasm*
6) Rih-Rih needs to be a model instead (INSTEAD) of a singer.
7) The Gremlin King needs to be neutered.
8) Her album is FYAAAAH! I blame Papa Joe 2.0 [leader of the Killer Knowles Klan if Y'all dizzle knizzle] Did you see her UStream Video?
9) ….because his beats will be linked to the worst album of 2009?
10) American Deli game proper fa' sho' *drooling*
13) who the hell is she? Sounds like Lil' Will reject song. Oh that "hoodrat" acting FeMCee. She know she grew up in the 'burbs.
16) None. MJ barely talked to them alive, let alone come in full physical contact with any of them. MJ shoulda bitch-slapped/"Chris Brown"-ed this whole music industry.
1. He was probably low on dyck that day, probably very disoriented, Ill give him a pass.
2. Po Ciara.
3.The Opening of a public bathroom stall.
5. You think he'd be wearing Ms. Jay's bowtie if he wasn't?
7. Never he's a weapon of mass conception, Im convinced of this, and there is no turning back.
8.Po Letoya.
9.Negro Please
10. Add a porno, and some Cheesecake and its Utopia.
15. SMH @ These Ni**as, I tried to learn him. The Hip-Hop Howard Dean I tell ya, mark my words.
16. Well he could just spin around really fast and slap all three at once.
18. A businesswoman wouldve had some surplus sperm frozen already, for plan B. I doubt she's that enterprising.