Monday, September 28, 2009
7:49 PM

Tyson Would Top Obama

If you asked most heterosexual black men which man would they bed if forced to chances are you’d get as warm a response as Karrine Steffans at an NBA wives meeting.

Yet there is one man ‘brave’ enough to answer the question without interjecting the words pause and no homo into the equation: Tyson Beckford.

He probably doesn’t mind entertaining the question given that as a male model most people think he spends his half his days close to his ankles anyway.

Nevertheless Tyson could’ve easily ducked the question and denied Bravo host Andy Cohen’s request for a chocolate-flavored wet dream.

And now some are wishing he did.

Like most of you, I didn’t need the image of Tyson topping President Obama in my mind. Granted, it sounds like that idea had been floating in his head for a second, but aren’t some of you riled about this video a little pressed?

You all do realize that Barack Obama was created in the early 1960s by Ann Dunham and Barack Obama, Sr. and not God three days after Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, correct? People say crass things about presidents all the time.

When people used to speak of bumping bushes with President Bubba, I vomited in my mouth and moved on. Try it.

As nasty as Tyson’s scenario was (that is, unless you’re into that sort of thing) it could’ve been worse: He could’ve said he wanted a three way with Frankie and Dick Cheney.

There now your stomach is curving like Andy in his seat during this segment.

Labels: politics as usual, say what
The Cynical Ones.
posted by Michael at 7:49 PM | 5 Comments

5 COMMENTS

  • J2201987

    September 28, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    Some things should just be left unsaid, even if one is joking. At least ladies finally know what they're dealing with when it comes to this dude.

    Yes people say disrespectful sh*t about the Presidents, PP&F, persons in power, hell just everyday common folk…

    But to have a "menage" with the Prez and Will Smith?

    I-I just can't.

  • yours truly

    September 29, 2009 at 12:55 am

    i heard about this on the radio yesterday morning. *sigh* tyson please stop lying to yourself and the world. coming out is ok now.

  • Iman

    September 30, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    umm im in love with both of those men (will and obama) so i cant say im disturbed by that fantasy lol.. but ya i'd put money on tyson not being totally straight…

  • October 9, 2009 at 5:48 am

    I’m thinking he shouldn’t answer.. it’s making his case harder to prove (the rumors that he’s gay and his constant denial).

  • dacounselor

    October 12, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    I have a feeling that no matter what Tyson answered some would still perceive him as gay just because of the career he’s chosen. Mainstream America still has a problem with guys who are comfortable in their manhood and don’t feel threatened by answering such questions. He was having fun and answering the host and I don’t think anything further should be read into it.

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