Thursday, October 01, 2009
10:59 AM

Tell Me (Said w/ a Dru Hill Jump)

1. What in the fuck did she just say?

2. Why can Fabolous top the charts on Twitter but not Billboard?

3. Why would anyone want to read 400 pages of Sarah Palin talking about herself?

4. Why does it look like they almost forgot to include Lamar Odum in the shot?

5. Should I be happy that isn’t an Obama Liquor Store or an Obama Fried Chicken franchise?

6. Does blame on GM’s closure of Saturn fall on Moesha Mitchell?

7. Did you get the slight urge to hit him after watching this?

8. When will Whitney Houston fans admit that it’s not all Bobby Brown’s fault?

9. Why does Britney Spears have one let alone two greatest hits collections?

10. Who else misses this ‘first beginning’ version of Keyshia Cole?

11. When did Eddie Griffin get a reality show and why?

12. Why didn’t any of ya’ll tell me about The Noisettes?

13. Will skinny jeans cause a nationwide shortage of Black sperm?

KELLY__ROWLAND OK. So, I’m at the MoBo’s and getting ready to have a GREAT show with David and the MoBo’s F’d my sound up!!!!! PISSED!!!!!

KELLY__ROWLAND HONESTLY, that just makes me work harder! But, what I will say is the MoBo’s owe me an apology!!!! I was LIVID after the show!

KELLY__ROWLAND I wanted you guys to be the 1st to hear it from me! rehearsals. were fine. soundcheck. was fine. performance, wad a struggle at 1st

KELLY__ROWLAND But, I got through it!!!!!!!! So—–It happens! The next show will be Better!——–TRUST!!!!!!!!!

14. But doesn’t she always sound like that?

15. Finish this sentence: If I were this dress in public I would be called _________?

16. Why won’t you all let Oprah’s long, flowing and real hair be great?

17. Anyone else waiting for Alicia Keys to cover “Woman to Woman?”

18. Is he serious?

19. Instead of spending $100 million on trying to get the 2016 Olympics, can the city of Chicago boost their school budgets so we might not have to see videos of children being beaten to death on the street anymore?

20. Is it a requirement for celebrities to join Twitter and undo all of the work of their publicists?

Labels: I Need Answers
The Cynical Ones.
posted by Michael at 10:59 AM | 8 Comments

8 COMMENTS

  • babygirlja

    October 1, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    15. If I were to wear that I would be called a fucking fool or Beetlejuice's mistress

    17. I'm waiting for Alicia to do a cover of 'Same Script Different Cast'.

  • J2201987

    October 2, 2009 at 7:06 am

    3) She'll write about how she can see Russia and polar bears from her house and sh*t.

    10) She did act real stank for someone who's….never mind. I'm glad she cleaned up her image. Now, for her raggedy ass family…

    13) If only we can make it a dress code for Lil Wayne at ALL times.

    15) Finish this sentence: If I were this dress in public I would be called "HOE SHIT"

    17) Not if MaShonda traps her down in a dark alley and kills her ass off.

    18) It looks like that episode of Nostradamus 2012 where the world slowly implodes on itself.

  • Anonymous

    October 2, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    1. Crack whore
    2. Irrelevant
    3. dumb housewives
    4. Publicity stunt
    5. Count your blessings
    6. Brandy and cars do NOT mix
    7. He still got a record deal?
    8. They still think she can sing
    9. irratic fanbase
    10. hoodrat
    11. a check is a check
    12. who that?
    13. the tang masters got that covered
    14. she know there was no sound problems
    15. Gothic slut
    16. I will let it :)
    17. she cant even admitt she steals
    18. he desparate
    19. (claps for change)
    20. Lets us know how dumb them ho's is

  • Misty Knight

    October 4, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Well if you werent so busy lookin for juke music maybe you wouldve been put on game! I blogged about "Noisettes" months ago already!

  • Grey

    October 7, 2009 at 12:22 am

    Those Kardashians should go jump off a bridge together.

  • October 7, 2009 at 2:48 am

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS I LIVED! I LIVED! LETS DO IT AGAIN!

  • ChiChi

    October 7, 2009 at 8:16 am

    Kelly KILT me dead with those comments. She has ALWAYS sounded like that live. Beynem prolly sprinkled some Creole dust on her ass a long time ago.

  • Gemmy

    October 10, 2009 at 6:43 am

    Thanks for letting ME know about The Noisettes. Love it !

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