I forgot I downloaded it, but last Friday I finally extracted DJ RPM & Mr. Boomtown – The Texas Takeover Part 2. Included in the mixtape were the following gems:
Big Bucc: “Tatted On Her Back”
Damm D: “Beat It Up”
Fat Pimp feat. D’Ray: “Stupid”
Tum Tum feat. Street C: “Posted With Gorilliaz”
Trai D’ feat. Fat Pimp: “Booty From Behind” (R.I.P. Pimp C)
Candi Redd: “Independent Bitches”
Lil’ Woo: “Do Dat”
As you can see, we’ve got a lot of creative folks in this set. But, the song that stuck out most to me was a song entitled “Do The Fat Al” by The Gutta Twins. If you’ve been reading this blog long enough you know I love a song that comes with an instructional dance.
Thankfully, I was able to find an instructional video with an actual fat person doing the dance.
Do ya’ll see him breaking them boys off in the video (no Bow Wow)? If homie did that dance at least three, four, maybe eighteen times a day he would walk around with the weight of three less people (obesity is a disease we must end, folks…same for yaki hair).
Will I be doing this dance? I’m not sure yet. A part of me says, “Hell no, don’t I do enough stupid dances already?”
We all have that side of us inside. It should be ignored. Completely. No rub ya belly, swing ya chain, and do the Fat Al.
Just go run a lap and read a newspaper after you’re done. I’d normally say watch the news, but honestly, the Fat Al is actually more intellectually stimulating than 90% of what’s found on cable news.
P.S. Although I threw bougie-inspired shade to songs from this mixtape, know that I will or likely already have danced to all of these songs. Tweets is watching.