Reintroduce Myself

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I am always happy to get new readers. I actively encourage everyone to spread word about my site via mass emails, Facebook, Twitter, yelling the site link to random people on the street. In fact, before you even go further with this post how about you take a few minutes to spread the word about me. Open another tab — this post isn’t going anywhere.

One minute…

Two minute…

Three minute…

Four minute…

Thank you.

Now having said that while I’m happy to have so many new people findĀ  my spot, I’ve noticed some have gone here to declare e-war on me for daring to speak ill of an artist they fancy.

WOW YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER ASS IS THAT JEALOUS OF CECE. BITCH ASK BET AND MTV WHO RUN THEIR SHIT. ASK BEYONCE AND RIHANNA WHY CECE GOT BILLBOARD WOMAN OF THE YEAR BEFORE THEM, ASK THEM WHY WAS SHE JUST TITLED POP PRINCESS. DONT BE FUCKING COMING AT CECE LIKE THAT. YOU FUCKING HATERS THAT MAD THAT CECE WILL TAKE OVER THE MORE COMMERICAL SHE IS AND BECOME QUEEN OF POP. DAMN YOU YOU HATER. CECE DO YOUR THING. IT IS OK FOR BEYONCE TO THRASH HER COOCHIE IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE FOLKS AT THE VMAS AND HER TO CORRUPT THE GAME, BUT CECE DOING HER THING THE RIGHT WAY WITH FULL CONTROL AND ACTUALLY BRINGING INSTEAD OF STEALING, AND NOW SHE THE DEVIL. GO TO HELL MIKE.

Kind of like this.

CIARA STAN (HATERS STAY MAD), thank you for visiting my site. I’m not going to try to change your opinion; I’ll just say hell is reading PARAGRAPHS TYPED IN ALL CAPS.

And by looking at some of the comments in the post about Leona Lewis butchering a classic from my childhood in her teen years you would think my words were reprinted in the program for Leona’s last family reunion. It’s OK, because everyone has a right to say how they feel — even if I feel they should care more about the environment or something else of great importance like the chicken strip’s deal at Popeye’s.

I will say, though, that if you’re new to this site we need to get to know each other. So, here are a few fun facts about me and this here blog. If you plan on sticking around, you need to learn these things.

1. I’m probably going to talk about someone you like.

I’m all about humor and opinion writing. That’s just what I do. I have opinions, there here site is my way another medium for me to articulate said opinions. Chances are I’ll say something about someone you like that will cause your face to react this way:

Such is life. I talk about people you like, I talk people I like, I talk about me. Trust me, I’m well aware that my degree doesn’t read Bachelor of Arts in God, and thus my opinion is not the end all be all. But if I feel like Leona Lewis shouldn’t be granted a work visa for an awful remake even if it was recorded three days before the birth of Chris then that’s just how I feel.

It’s fine to over a retort; I love comments and I don’t mind being corrected about something I’m factually wrong about. On the other hand, if you think anything I say will result in a decline in your health, I think you should seek help find a less stressful site. I’m trying to make folks laugh and think, not have panic attacks.

2. Jiggin’ is a habit.

One that I will talk about often.

3. If the sameness bothers you, save yourself now.

It’s not like I’ll be posting this everyday, but c’mon nah let my new interest in being forthright be great.

P.S. This is my way of giving Chris Brown a compliment. See…I don’t hate him.

4. I’m going to keep telling you to tell others about me.

I need a book deal and show.

5. Don’t let the post fool you, I’m really nice.

And shit.

That’s all I got. I just don’t need anymore 12-year-old readers using my inbox to test out their new e-thug persona.

Now let me get back to blogging more before my faithful readers curse me out. Thank you for reading!

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