Twenty For Play
1. Now that she’s purchased two new friends & threw on a freakum dress, has Amy Winehouse turned into the same girls she roasted in “Fuck Me Pumps?”
2. Why won’t someone break Chris Brown’s modem and phone for his own good?
3. Why do I actually feel a little bad for the guy?
4. Who told Rihanna this hair pops?
5. If Britney won’t dance should she just have a seat?
6. Why won’t Mo’Nique stop screaming at me?
7. So who’s going to tell 50 Cent that he’s going out like Ja Rule?
8. Whatever happened to Alexyss Tylor?
9. How is she allowed to roam the streets freely?
10. So dreams really do come true?
11. Should Amerie create a “Why R U (The 1 Stealing My Budget)” remix dedicated to Rihanna?
12. Can Nicki Minaj pick one accent and stick with it?
13. In what century will America realize that Afghanistan is an empire killer?
14. Given the fact that her book dropped lower than she used to on video sets, how long before Karrine Steffans goes back to slurpin’ for book sales?
15. Is there some sort of relevant celebrity boycott of The Wendy Williams Show? She didn’t talk that much noise in her radio days, did she?
16. What in the hell is a Wacka Flocka?
17. Are black Republicans ever going to stop whining about being black Republicans?
18. If people hate perpetuating stereotypes about blacks in film why do so many of Tyler Perry’s critics like the movie Precious?
19. If you were Conan O’Brien, would you hate Jay Leno?
20. Which is easier to get: A reality show or food stamps?
MissTee
November 3, 2009 at 2:52 pm
@ #20 Since I work for “the people”….A REALITY SHOW, fa sho!
j2201987
November 3, 2009 at 5:30 pm
6. YAAAAAAAASSSS BAAAAAABBBBBEEEEHHHHH!!!!!!!
10. No, no one’s checking for “retarded for the party”
12. She’s a cartoon character come to life I so serious
15. I hate it for Wendy. Her show is an absolute trainwreck that I cannot stop watching, but I love it.
18. Because although some characters in the movie display coontastic tendencies, they are not meant to be laughed at.
20. In this culture/economy, a reality show. Hell the contestant rejects of these “reality” shows are getting reality shows.
LeeZett
November 4, 2009 at 5:54 am
REALITY SHOW. I can vouch, as my broke, 2-years-unemployed after a layoff ass broke down & forced myself to apply for em in September, only to be told that there’s a rule that a person must work at least 20 hours a benefit period to qualify for gub’ment EBT stamps. That’s cool & all, but um…if I was WORKING I would not NEED that wack shit! I gave em the ‘i don’t want you, i don’t want you, i don’t wantchu no mo’” and seriously, now might consider floating over the US in a mylar balloon or getting married to a dumb baller after 30 days. Or maybe I’ll have eight kids & find a simple ass man who liked Ed Hardy tees. Easier than ya’d think. LMAO SMDH & alla dat.
alcornite
November 4, 2009 at 5:11 pm
8. I saw her at Wal-Mart in Lithonia, GA last week…
18. I read the book Push by Sapphire…I think its a compelling story and not necessarily reinforcing negative stereotypes…
20. I think getting your own reality show seems more feasible these days
I Stan for Cynics
November 5, 2009 at 1:27 am
18. cynical mike! i can understand you drawing a parallel between the two, but, at the same time, i really can’t. it’s important that people see stories like “precious”. i can’t imagine anyone’s life being different if “meet the browns” had never been made. but books, and movies like “push” are necessary as long as there people still being abused mentally, sexually, physically, and emotionally. abuse is perpetuated through shame and silence. works like these (and the color purple, for colored girls, et al.) help liberate people.
Sunset
November 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I say BET should replace Mo’nique with Alexyss.
M*
November 22, 2009 at 7:07 pm
i loved the list!!!! lol at Jesus on a bike = robin thick on the previous post