Why are people being so mean to Jesus lately? Whether or not you claim him to be your savior is one thing, but c’mon nah, show some respect. It’s not like he used to record duets with Ja Rule. This is a nice person. Someone who spoke of love, tolerance, and charity. Why the exploitation? Better yet why the exploitation in the seediest of ways?
That exercise video is one thing. At the very least one could argue, “Hey, they’re trying to get you fit for God.” You wouldn’t want to meet the creator with sausage sandwich and shame on your breath, now would you? See…I can find the silver lining.
Not with everything, though, and this video would be an example of such. One of these two must refer to Lucifer as his favorite uncle. That’s the only way I can rationalize this nonsense.
“Jesus Christ Bail Bonds?”
Really? Is that how we’re bastardizing Christianity these days? Your grandma would likely refer to me as a “polite heathen” while whispering, but I bet she wouldn’t flat out call me the Devil as I would never pull some mess like this. I was raised better.
I wish I could pass this off as satire, but such scenario is inconceivable because I think these fools are dead serious. “GEE-SUS BALE BONS.” What’s next? Allah’s All You Can Eat Hot Links? (If you’re wondering, yes, I wish I had some turkey sausage around.)
Nah, that’s not going to happen. A Nigerian terrorist with homies in Yemen probably spooked that idea out of people. I’m surprised Christians haven’t started to place the fear in the hearts of these two clowns (like they used to do). Jesus was nice, but I thought it was implied that God will turn your body into its own personal Hiroshima if you got too far out of pocket.
I hope there’s a short yellow bus to hell service running. I’d gladly pay the fares for these two.