Rasheeda’s 0-1 in ’10
First off, let me wish each and every one of you a happy and prosperous New Year. May your bills be paid, your blood pressure remain below sea level, and your jigs be plenty all up and down 2010.
OK, now that we’ve gotten those pleasantries out of the way proceed to pay very close attention to this video:
Meet 2010′s first fail, folks.
Now truth be told I like Rasheeda. I’ll always appreciate her for the classic “My Bubble Gum.” I like the song so much that I might write it in my will that it be played at my funeral. But that song was three years ago and even if Jesus’s mama decided to come back and hop on the remix now it wouldn’t be enough to excuse even a second of this two minute tribute to nonsense.
I noticed on the remix to Candi Redd’s “Independent Bitches” that this Georgia peach was starting to sound a lot like my favorite Queens by way of the hoods of Scotland rapstress, Nicki Minaj. In her defense, after listening to Nicki Minaj for a while it’s kind of hard to not start speaking in your own make believe accent. However, this is doing the most and we can’t encourage her. Especially when she’s so comfortable with hers.
“I’m that new it girl, minus the fake butt.”
Is anyone feeling what I’m feeling?
How dare she make a video looking like Nicki Minaj’s sad older sister and then try to get slick about it.
This video reminds me of some other resolutions I forgot to include in my last post.
Here they go:
1. Stop trying to be different. Nine times out of ten you end up looking like every other fool failing miserably with the same objective.
2. It’s hard to copy folks in the era of YouTube and blogs. If you don’t know who you are and feel like copying somebody, go dig through Big Mama’s old records, not World Star Hip Hop. At least try to fool people.
3. Be creative with three dollar budgets. Or at least use someone’s credit card to get yourself a flip cam. Also if you need to use someone’s Macbook to create a better video, ask someone. Don’t be too prideful. Windows Movie Maker and a insincere prayer clearly can’t work miracles.
4. Say what you mean and mean what you say. As in don’t rhyme, “I don’t sound like her/I don’t look like him.” The hell you don’t rocking a remix of Elton John’s shades and using Nicki Minaj’s voice to make Angel Lola Luv “boss bitch” like claims.
5. Think before you release something. Otherwise smart alecs like me are going to have a field day.
I suggest Rasheeda hit the candy aisle at the grocery store and get some inspiration for her next one hit wonder.
Let this be a lesson to each of you: Don’t be on that bullshit this year. Go forth and do better.
VaunTV
January 1, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Rasheeda is MAAAD Pretty lol But umm yeah lol..I was thinking the same thing about the #Shade of this song when i heard it last night lol..
YoMalik
January 1, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Yall not gone give Rasheeda all of that!! Thats my bitch and she shits on Nicki Minaj all damn day!!
I Stan for Cynics
January 1, 2010 at 2:52 pm
who? that is all.
Sawa
January 1, 2010 at 5:07 pm
well… at least she’s cute.
I coudnt watch to the end. More glitter than a Claire’s accessory shop
Michelle
January 1, 2010 at 8:40 pm
She needs to stick to being in the background and everybody’s “friend” on all the reality shows with any chick out of Atlanta. And yes, I loved “Bubble Gum,” too.
xands
January 2, 2010 at 12:43 am
#2, 3,4 are seriously all I ask for. Especially three. Damn these cheap ass videos! If you have to torrent Photoshop to make your shit look good by all means please do it!*
*I do not condone the use of pirated programs /legal disclaimer
MissTee
January 2, 2010 at 1:28 am
Well if you’d get on your grind and bless us with that HAWT NU: Young Sinick we could all breathe easier!
Erica
January 2, 2010 at 5:43 am
Hmmm… If she is copying ms. Scotland yard then she’s doing it better. Her 2mins was better than a year of Nicki. At least she’s tolerable. But I still miss Shawna.
Taj
January 2, 2010 at 10:04 pm
I didn`t get Nicki vibes. With the blonde in the hair, I got Pon De Forehead. With the excessive usage of “boss bitch” I got Lola Luv. I didn`t hear a fake accent, so I can’t second it. She does, however, look like a compilation of all the other broads in the industry…. but I’m sure she’s a nice lady.
J2201987
January 2, 2010 at 10:10 pm
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DEEZEE
January 3, 2010 at 12:54 am
Yea.. I like Rasheeda but she was kinda swagger jacking Nicki, however i do not know why because the fake accent or weird alien voice is so overrated. But like that other comment said, this two minutes was way better than anything that ever came out of Minaj’s mouth, i think she is clearly overrated and she really was an disappointment with her coming out as a over sexed female rapper. to Rasheeda: Please find yourself because you have more talent than alot of these rappers out here… (minus Remy Martin).. just hurry up because age is not your friend….
BEYONCES KREOLE EDJUMAKAYSHUN
January 3, 2010 at 3:01 pm
@YOMALIK,VANILLA ICE SH!TS ON NICKI MINAJ.LOL
anyway,um…well……at least this chick is pretty.
BEYONCES KREOLE EDJUMAKAYSHUN
January 3, 2010 at 3:06 pm
who else sh*ts on nicki minaj?
MC SKAT KAT
CHI ALI
YOUNG MC
LIL ZANE
BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN
MC HAMMER
SNOW
BART SIMPSON
YoMaMa_Nthem
January 3, 2010 at 6:03 pm
^^LMBAO @ Bart Simpson…and Snow..
Randy
January 6, 2010 at 6:16 pm
@BEYONCES KREOLE EDJUMAKAYSHUN
Lawd Jeebus, I’m ROLLLINNN!!!! You did not say Bart Simpson!!!
I forgot what i was gonna say on THAT note!
Other than she seems to take everything trendy of Spring 09 and throw it in this bag of a video. If I can tap the melody on a keyboard with my NON-musical ass, then its a fail. And the lyrics are too, clearly. Females can’t be on SouljahBoi level, gotta come hard or go home and stay local.
sickwitit
January 11, 2010 at 12:48 am
dont this bitch have kids? she need to be at home somewhere…..tiny and toya as well