10 Reasons To Hate Plies’ Brand of Medicine
If I haven’t mentioned it before, I can’t stand Plies.
As I wrote previously, he talks like his tongue suffered a stroke. If that weren’t bad enough, he’s got the nerve to be a fraudulent goon – as if he bragging about being a real one weren’t bad enough.
But, to his credit he’s not completely annoying. He encourages people to go to school, has a scholarship fund and the like. It’s too bad his music encourages education about as well as a pointy rock being used as a pillow promotes comfort.
Speaking of his music, I hate much of it. I can’t get over that trillest slave flow of his. I’ll admit he has some catchy songs (like two) – namely “Medicine” featuring Keri Hilson.
Her hook makes me like the song – awful metaphor and all. Unfortunately, this video is like an encouragement to abandon health care reform and reminds me that I need to put up a Craigslist ad for Plies’ massa so he can put his ass back to work and stop irking my last nerve.
Here’s the video and 10 reasons why it sucks.
Enjoy (me…not him):
1. This Negro (no Harry Reid) is still talking like slavery ended three weeks ago knowing damn well he could be Akeelah’s spelling bee coach.
2. If you’re going to go with the gimmick of being a hospital and playing doctor, why wouldn’t you throw on some scrubs? C’mon nah, Plies, we know you used to be a nurse’s assistant. Obviously you still have some scrubs lying around.
3. What the hell does Keri Hilson have on and why is she wearing it in a hospital hallway?
4. Keri Hilson’s dancing. Keri is a cute girl with some catchy songs, but she proves you can’t write rhythm. No wonder she throws shade at Beyonce: It’s her fault the labels force every contemporary R&B singer who can’t really “sang” to pop, lock, and drop it.
5. Wait, rewind. Did Keri just say something about a pap smear? Is that supposed to be sexy? That’s the equivalent of Adam Lambert offering to perform a prostate exam. Not sexy. Stop it.
6. The actress in the bed with Plies is awful. If I wrote the treatment rest assured her non-acting ass would’ve been playing “Dr. Kevorkian” with Plies.
7. Did they really insert an “in stores now” caption in the video? Have we sunk that low, recording industry?
8. What’s good with the girl who looks like she just got out of bed? I’m talking about the girl in the scene with the Asian girl who looks lost. I can tell which one’s fake sexy face is worse. Neither could even get a free piece of dark meat from a horny teen at Church’s with those come hither looks.
9. Actually on half a second look (I couldn’t bear watch this bullshit twice), all of the acting is bad in this video. Couldn’t these folks at least have tried to watch a few minutes of Grey’s Anatomy before going on set?
10. All of it.
sunshyne84
January 19, 2010 at 12:25 am
I2I!!!
Randy
January 19, 2010 at 10:34 am
She said, “Dr. Goon”.
This is the worst.
Shannan
January 19, 2010 at 11:14 am
Um, but, for real?! I will have to disagree with everything about this mess. I am not a fan of Ms. Keri Baby playing Gangsta Boo, it’s just not her and it’s just not cute. I’m a sometimey Keri fan and I barely know who Plies is, but I couldn’t focus on anything but that grill coming out of those bubblicious pink gums and Keri singing something about being your insulin, and pap smear, was that necessary?! I can’t, I’m sorry, I just can’t. I don’t like it!
xands
January 19, 2010 at 11:38 am
6. The actress in the bed with Plies is awful. If I wrote the treatment rest assured her non-acting ass would’ve been playing “Dr. Kevorkian” with Plies.
*DEAD*
I agree with Shannan though, I have to refuse everything this video is offering…except I’m not sorry, it’s just bad. Insulin though, insulin. Insulin? /katt williams
ANONYMOUS
January 19, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Agreed with everything except #4. Go watch Turning Me On.
Babygirlja
January 19, 2010 at 3:16 pm
This thugged out Kirk Franklin looking negro needs to sit his ass down and why is Keri wearing pum pum shorts in a hospital hallway. I can’t
Ricky
January 19, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Agree with this review, but the song’s a guilty pleasure now. Keri’s hook has got me shook!
sickwitit
January 19, 2010 at 8:31 pm
i too like the hook, but i notice keri does the same body rock in every single video, she’s an “in the club” dancer…and anybody can dance in a crowded club
Mrs. Future Plies
January 27, 2010 at 1:14 am
For starters I guess I’m on the wrong page or something, Why is there so much hate for Plies and Nurse Keri Baby. R U serious……You can’t be. You must not be truly listening to the words. They only using the hospital as a plot to the title “Medicine.” But if you LISTEN between the lines then you would see that Plies is truly talking about something else that doesn’t require any clothing especially “SCRUBS.” Do yourself and everyone else a favor and find something better to do than sitting around hating on the next successful BLACK MAN…….LMAO with that one. You did state they he was a nurse assistant right well he’s been doing him for quite some time now huh. IT’S A NEW YEAR SO ACT LIKE IT AND CHANGE WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF K. Peace Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BonitaApplebum
January 27, 2010 at 11:54 am
Wow can be talk about the wackness that is calling yourself Mrs. Future Plies?
I truly hope this girl isnt over 18.
And if she was READING she would see that this blog is called the CYNICAL ones, not the pandering to misguided plies fans site,
And also the scrub comment was meant to illustrate the structure of the video, if you are going to be in a hospital in a video, playing a doctor no matter if its a metaphor wouldnt it make sense you wear scrubs to promote the tone of the video?
Common fucking sense
Ugh Cmon People!
Spinster
January 27, 2010 at 11:57 am
I’m officially done with Mrs. Future Plies. My brain just can’t.
Sinick, thanks for reminding me that I don’t watch videos for a reason.
J
January 27, 2010 at 11:08 pm
If I walked into the hospital and this Negro (or anything that looks anything like him) was my doctor, I would demand a white doctor.
young luv
February 11, 2010 at 3:15 pm
i think plies and keri baby did a they thang on this video i fuck with yall..yall keep doin yall thang and let these niggas and these bitches hate..Jr.goon im lookin to come out soon …..and all this nurse shit yall niggas is hating lol shit money is money..