I Need Answers
1. Although entertaining, does anyone else ever stop and think, “Dear, God, please let this never happen to me at their age?” while watching Let’s Talk About Pep?
2. What does Ke$ha need more: Running water and soap or a court order to piss in a cup?
3. In hindsight, Kanye West had a point, didn’t he?
4. Why won’t Harold Ford let Harold Ford be great?
5. How long before Mathew Knowles’s rumored new daughter drops an album?
6. Is Ray J going to ever stop mentioning Kim Kardashian’s name?
7. Should Atlantic Records send Chris Brown and Usher flowers for making it possible for Trey Songz to finally blow up?
8. How long before Madonna asks Lady GaGa to play a game of True Blood?
9. Has anyone else perfected their Nicki Minaj accent yet?
10. Who else is happy for Mo’Nique?
11. What are the chances of her shaving her shins for the Oscar red carpet?
12. Are there no black people in Hollywood?
13. Is it fair to say that despite still sounding like a 5th grader the majority of Cassie’s leaked tracks have been pretty good?
14. When is the last time you hit ‘em with the flex?
15. Who else wants to hit Grammy voters and show producers with GaGa’s hat?
P.S. Did Grace Jones teach her that pose?
16. Even though it’s good to know she still feels compelled to orbit into Earth every now and then for a check, who else expects a Bin Laden/Bush sex tape before a new Lauryn Hill album?
17. At this point is there even anyone left to give a reality show to?
18. Can someone get Joe Jackson a job at the Post Office so he can stop nagging his son’s lawyers to fill his piggy bank?
19. Doesn’t Matt Kemp seem like the type who would casually move Rihanna out of the way if she got in his paparazzi shot?
20. You are still telling many, many people and their cousins about this site, aren’t you?
i stan for cynics
February 2, 2010 at 5:59 pm
1. YES! particularly the hood one who’s name i cannot remember. but dude told her that her toes taste like meatloaf the one time i sat through the show! 2. who? 7. he blew up? when? where? how? 11. *sings in sophia voice* heellll no! 12. harpo, who dese white women?
14. can someone please rescue me from this city where people still think wearing coogi is fashionable? and why are these dallas folks trying to revive the 90s w/their hair?! 15. wow. she looks like a stalagmite that just got its period. true story.
Taj
February 2, 2010 at 6:46 pm
03. YES, DUH! Feel the wrath of Kanye Omari, b*tch.
10. Me.
12. No.
19. Hell yes. He also looks like the man-bag carrying type.
20. …you still aren’t my Twitter friend, are you? Alright then.
The Dyv
February 2, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Goodness! I am so glad you posted Question #1. Love Pep, but if there is any reason to make better decisions when it comes to dealing with mates,it her experiences.
I like the Youtube video of “Flex” you posted a couple of months ago waaaay better thanthis glossy version. I miss the tall dude with the bookbag. You introduced me to one of my guilty pleasure “jigs”
I hope Mo’Nique Nique Nique Nique wears a long gown to the Academy Awards.
Even though I was a bit bothered by the Vanity Fair cover, I’m trying to think of young black actresses besides Gabby Sidibe (sp) and chicks in Tyler Perry movies that are on the brink of taking Hollywood by storm. Maybe the omission sheds light on the non-existence of prominent and diverse movie roles for black actresses..
Michelle
February 2, 2010 at 9:53 pm
You had me at #1, I think that every time I watch that show and I continue to watch it as a cautionary tale lol.
Third Eye
February 2, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Dead @ 1. What a rachett disaster those broads are.
I am so proud of Monique. Hairy legs and all. She doesn’t play Hollywood politics at all. So proud of her. Lee too.
My problem isn’t just the lack of black with VF it’s the lack of color in general. The entire spread is very Jim Crowe esque. Not even Freida Pinto or Oscar nominee Gabby? Disgusting.
People really need to lay off Taylor. The girl did her thing. Wrote all her songs and outsold every other artist. If Beyonce can win 6 awards and break Lauryn’s record with horrible music and beat out superior artists in the r&b categories, then Ms. Swift can walk away with the biggest award of the night. Kanye played himself, Taylor is a force in this industry.
UpGradeYa
February 2, 2010 at 11:22 pm
I am too damn happy for Mo’Nique. Love love love her! Been loving her since Queens Of Comedies!
I know she isn’t gonna win, Hollywood will not let her hairy legs be great!
sickwitit
February 3, 2010 at 12:04 am
5. How long before Mathew Knowles’s rumored new daughter drops an album?-soon as she learns to coochie pop in heels like her aunt….
7. Should Atlantic Records send Chris Brown and Usher flowers for making it possible for Trey Songz to finally blow up?…trey blew up?
8. How long before Madonna asks Lady GaGa to play a game of True Blood?-cant wait for true blood to come back on…
10. Who else is happy for Mo’Nique?-”jigs”
12. Are there no black people in Hollywood?-not ones that matter….
15. Who else wants to hit Grammy voters and show producers with GaGa’s hat?-me
17. At this point is there even anyone left to give a reality show to?-aretha, cheri dennis, jt money…the possibilities are endless
ANONYMOUS
February 4, 2010 at 10:22 am
1. I wouldn’t know, I don’t watch it. Out of all the reality TV stuff you complain about how are you stuck on this one?
2. A new face.
3. Sure did. Even though he was out of line for embarassing her on national TV, weren’t you the main one arguing on behalf of Taylor Shit?
4. This must have something to do with politics.
7. Haha! Yes!!!
10. : D
11. : -\
12. I was soooo disappointed when I saw this cover.
13. 8 – 0 You like Cassie songs? Never would’ve thought I’d read those words coming from you.
17. Hopefully it stops. If I’m over reality TV you know there’s something wrong.
20. Nope. Don’t want the bougie to rub off.
FattDoll
February 4, 2010 at 3:38 pm
When is Teeny (Fantaisia’s brother, from her reality show) getting his own post?? Have you all not witnessed the bossness that is Teeny!…LOL….”damn thats a roach..pass me my defogger real quick!”
15. I need lady gaga to hit her own self in the face with that hat!..Really Really hard!…and they called Mike wacko??…am sick of that annoying witch already!
miko
February 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm
lmao!!!!!!!!!! i love when u do these segments…they just have me crackin up! everything u post is like everything i’m thinking lol