Child Abuse Is Not A Ticket to 106 & Park

If you were accused of breaking both arms of your one-year-old daughter along with one of her legs, three of her ribs and her collarbone would what you do? If you’re stumped don’t fret, I have a few suggestions:

1. Kill yourself.

2. Kill yourself slowly and painfully.

3. Wait for the gas chamber to do the deed.

Whatever option you choose be certain it results in you no longer gracing the Earth as a walking, talking example of human trash.

That is, if you’re guilty. Should you be found completely innocent I suggest you reevaluate the relationships you forge with people and look into some serious couples counseling.

But if you’re actually evil and twisted enough to brutally beat a defenseless baby, please run into a speeding Hummer barefoot on a hot summer’s day.

At the very least, don’t do some stupid shit like the following:

Now I’ve driven by Johnnie Cochran’s law building a few times so I think that qualifies me to offer a smidgen of legal advice.

I don’t know Kesan Moore. I never watched From Gs To Gents so I can’t say anything about his character or the one reality producers helped him play on TV. All I know is that he’s been accused of beating his own child. That in of itself suggests something’s not right with him. He’s either cruel or careless — two qualities that should result in automatic spaying.

Whatever lead to his daughter’s injuries will be up to the po-po, judge, and potential jury to decide, but here’s one thing that I hope can be agreed upon now: It’s stupid as hell to create a video based on serious legal allegations involving your child.

Or so I thought.

Making matters worse is that judging from the commentators of this video he’ll be further convinced he should do more stunts like this.

I saw some fool say we don’t know what happened, let God judge them. Bitch shut up before a thunderbolt cracks your damn skull in the next storm.

As far as Kesan and this track: Uh, the media doesn’t care about you. I bet every news anchor that read your name in reference to this story hadn’t a clue as to who you were before they saw their script.You’re not even on Tila Tequila’s level. Why would there be a media conspiracy against you?

The only people gunning for you are the police and if you’re proven guilty then I’ll be tempted to send those dudes some donuts after conviction.

Is he really filming him turning himself in to the police while giving a radio interview? Like he literally took the time to plan a music video out in response to allegations he almost killed his own child. This is the type of subject matter that requires wardrobe? Is this real life, ya’ll?

What would possess a person to see this as an opportunity to spit hot fire? Fool, call your lawyer, not a producer.

If he turns out to be innocent, fine. But no parent ought to be using this as a means of generating buzz for their would be rap career.

Please oh please let a microwave heat up and destroy his sperm like a Hot Pocket.

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7 COMMENTS

  • I totally agree with you on this one!! First of all, he shouldn’t be allowed to speak until they confirm or not confirm his guilt. Secondly-who-in the music industry-is backing this buster; the allegations alone should be enough to keep anyone with common sense 100 miles away from this schmuck! Third, if you were going to make a song, and the Lord should have stopped the thought of this shinanigans, but shouldnt the song have been an apology to his kid, regardless to being guilty or not, because why you were off some where going from a “g to a gent” some one was abusing your kid. People in general need to get there act together, but black ppl (I am one) sure do know how to raise the bar for b.s. sometimes….

  • This is a new low for reality TV stars. A MUSIC VIDEO RESPONSE to criminal allegations? I swear forget the crack epidemic, the worst thing to happen to black people are the influx of MySpace rappers and producers flooding out internet with this hot garbage.

    And I’d REALLY love to hear how his daughter sustained such severe injuries yet he’s claiming innocence.

    NOTE: I only watched 2 minutes of this video. Couldn’t stomach anymore, so if I missed something relevant in there, my bad.

  • LMAO at “funny what fortune and fame will do to you.” He obviously means “what a lack of fortune, fame, hell, what a lack of simple relevance will do to you.” Myspace really does foster delusions of grandeur.

  • He was stupid on “Gs and Gents” and he’s stupid now. Things like this and the fact that people don’t see what with it is the biggest problem. Its so sad that money is so important to people that it trumps common sense and decency…I just can’t…this is making my blood pressure high

  • Lawd Jesus ! keep me near the cross cause this here fool has lost his dam mind, What in the hell was he thinking and who in their right mind gave the okay for this mess ? If and I say If he had a lawyer he sure as hell should have told him to sit his azz down somewhere and shut up. To me it’s as if he is not taken the charges serious….

  • Jigga, Keshan, not guilty. Try to charge me but I’m not guilty! lmao!!!!

  • I believe he probably did it.I did watch the show and he exhibited anger management problems, definitely not a person you should leave a child with. He took this as a opportunity to further his career which only proves further that he probably did it.

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