The Gospel According To Khia
There are some people out there willing to stand tall, go against groupthink (thank you, Erykah Badu, for giving Twitter and the blog world another term to beat to death) and say, “Fuck common sense! I’m going to say whatever the hell I want no matter how crazy I sound.”
Khia no doubt is one of those people.Khia doesn’t care about whether or not she sounds delusional. In fact, she goes one step further and actually dares to believe all of the crazy talk that comes out of her mouth. She is a hero to all of the batshit crazy people out there who refuse to take their medication.
At the same time, though, every now and then she’s able to articulate a point that actually makes a bit of sense. Such is the case for her comments on Nicki Minaj. Nicki is definitely an actress so while I don’t agree with Khia’s overall point, I do get where she’s coming from. I disagree that one has to be hood to be authentic, but I get it.
However, she’s questioning Nicki’s influence on young girls but this video clip begins with her promoting polygamy for rich people. She said, “When you have that type of money you can have as many wives as you like.” If that’s the case, why is Khia not snatching the cat back from Wayne and mailing it to Mitt Romney? He’s richer than Wayne (well, depending on how big a refund he got for spending so much on that failed presidential bid) and his religion approves of the lifestyle.
Oh wait, Mormons don’t like the colored folk, huh? Nevermind, Khia.
Seriously, though, is that where we are now? I noticed she follows the Steve Urkel guide to love when it comes to pursuing Wayne. She can believe Wayne loves her all she wants, but can she not be on the radio talking about how it’s OK to be some man’s madame for money? She says in the hood you frown upon hoes, but a few minutes prior she boasts of the beauty in being a man’s extra bride for cash.
If we’re talking about selling souls how is settling for a big house and nice things at the expense of a monogamous relationship that big a difference from getting ass injections for attention…that likely leads to getting nicer things?
Or should I be screamed at for actually trying to make sense of something Khia said?
VaunTV
March 29, 2010 at 11:35 am
LMAOO #CoSign lol… i listened to the vid and was baffled like she actually is professing her love for wayne & shit lmaoo..
sunshine
March 29, 2010 at 11:47 am
Khia is front where i’m from (tampa) we don’t even like to claim her… but i do get a laugh when i hear her proper english
Christian
March 29, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Stop listening to her. She kills brain cells.
chelle
March 29, 2010 at 6:12 pm
I hope I don’t get stoned for this but I kinda agree with Khia on the Rich man several wives thing. Not so much the hip hop is all things real comment though. Puff got his start as a backup dancer as did Tupac. I think I remember Dr. Dre wearing make-up back in the day. Just giving examples of hip hop artists doing whatever they need to for fame. Nikki is no exception.
Ricky
March 30, 2010 at 2:51 am
You need to be screamed at for trying to make sense of what Khia says. You know she don’t make no sense. One minute she says she’s cool with Nicki, the next minute she’s trashing the girl. Any woman who lies with Wayne is an enemy in her mind, even though she lied and said she’s not threatened by his other women.
The contradictions aren’t even worth adding up. This is a woman who is only even semi-famous for a song about getting her rectum and vulva licked, and she’s lecturing Nicki Minaj about the image she’s peddling to young girls? #areuforreal
Baby
March 30, 2010 at 4:14 am
You need to be screamed at, no doubt. #itsallamess
MaliaSasha
March 31, 2010 at 9:48 am
I AM SCREAMING AT YOU.
Sunset
March 31, 2010 at 3:30 pm
I have to agree. Khia actually embeds some nuggets of truth in her mad rantings about other female rappers. Occasionally.
CHRIS
April 5, 2010 at 2:47 pm
YOU’RE BEING SCREAMED AT..RIGHT NOW!!!
NOW COME GIVE DADDY SOME SUGA! LOL