I Need Answers
1. Does he know he’d be perfect if he shaved that Afro around his belly button?
2. Speaking of Trey Songz, can he dead this beef with R. Kelly and leap off his dick before it pisses on him?
3. When will these male athletes learn to send messages to their sideline pieces by bird messengers?
4. Where are all of these random talent-deficient black male pop one hit wonders coming from?
5. April Fool’s?
6. Is this your brain on drugs?
7. Are they booing Miss Keri Baby?
8. Is leaking a picture of your dick a requirement in College Hill contracts?
9. Before I try to start an arts and crafts project, this is not OK, right?
10. Can someone inform their area hood Chinese spot that there ain’t nothing like the real thing?
11. Are you really a sex addict or just a hoe?
12. Is pinkie an innie or an outtie?
13. Bow Wow made a sexually-themed Auto-Tune cover of “Window Seat.” Why won’t he accept his status at the new Kriss Kross and become another Will Smith already?
14. Can we wait for For Colored Girls to actually be released (or even filmed, for that matter) before we rip it shreds?
15. Is the video for “Put It In A Love Song” ever coming out?
16. Are we taking Toya Carter seriously as a rapper?
17. If you’re going to call someone a socialist, shouldn’t you be able to spell it?
18. Even though most people could’ve guessed Ricky Martin might be gay, wouldn’t it have been nice to let him have his moment without the sarcasm and stereotypes?
19. Now that we’ve laughed, sighed, and said a prayer inside on her behalf, can we seen Kat Stacks to irrelevant island?
20. Is “groupthink” the new term to be beaten to death?
Josh
April 1, 2010 at 2:00 pm
I didn’t even know Kandi n them did a remix to Bed Rock. Sorry, but Toya don’t sound right. And please, ladies, please stop referring to your pu$$y as different types of candy. I ain’t never tasted one, but I’m sure as hell it don’t taste like Skittle or Starbursts.
J2201987
April 1, 2010 at 7:06 pm
1.) He’s lucky Breezy keeps sticking his foot in his mouth right now.
4.) Man I wish I was 150 lbs lighter, and had Joe Jackson/Matthew Knowles as my manager, and had a really good vocal coach, and had a voice as a quarter as good as my gravatar’s.
7.) Monica was there. Why didn’t they ask her?
17.) And I bet that was a picture of a cup of coffee on that FAILed picket sign.
20.) “GroupThink” is the new “Illuminati.” Think about it.
sickwitit
April 1, 2010 at 9:10 pm
1. you know likey the happy trail?
4. here’s looking at you jason derulo
6. i knew somethin was off about meagan goode…
7. i wouldve booed miss carried baby as well
8. id smash…
12. ?
14. i still have to read this…
Sunset
April 5, 2010 at 10:03 pm
1. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little belly fur. It would be worse if he shaved it.
12. Pinkie has a winkie.