Kill His Father’s Sperm Count, Save The World

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Why does it seem like the idiots have higher sperm counts than the rest of us?

Now do you know see why I say some people need to be spayed? Or at the very least, apply for a permit to reproduce? In no way am I knocking this little child. He’s a cute kid who is obviously clever enough to pick up on all of the things the adults around him do.

It’s just unfortunate that all of the things the adults around him do is bullshit that will have him being clowned by a juvenile probation officer by the time he’s in 5th grade. I have relatives who work in this field, trust me, this is little man’s future unless some miracle teacher swoops in with a couple dozen books, a piece of fruit, and a call to CPS.

What type of degenerate bastard would instruct a kid to recite all of that? Someone who needs to swim in an oil spill, no doubt. Wait, that was mean, huh? Oh well, the people respond with this need their asses beat by Big Bird.

I don’t need to go on anymore about how pitiful this is. If you don’t get it in ten seconds after watching this clip, please be sure to microwave your reproductive organs. The warmest setting preferred.

If you’re wondering, yes, I’m dead serious about my initial requests. Can we start some sort of process where people have to apply to have babies? Otherwise the more public schools fail us, the more we’re going to have kids three days off of their mama’s tit (that is, if she even bothered to breast feed…or feed the child period) already training for a life sentence.

I’ll gladly contribute to any scientist who wants to aid me in my keep a dumb ass from crowding the word with another fool fund. I love you, black people, but sometimes I want to put the race on the “do not call list.” You all better be lucky no other race wants to claim me!

P.S. Go send that boy to Disney. Let them give him some lines that will lead to some legal checks.

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