I Need Answers
1. Is Keys supposed to be hip-hop’s answer to Yolanda Saldivar?
2. How does one insult another for being a slut and then pose with Lil’ Kim while rocking the Sonny Bono?
3. Is it me or is Ciara really coming back with the heat?
4. Why can’t Britney Spears of all people get a good sew in?
5. How long before Chris Hansen rolls up on the people jocking Lil’ Romeo?
6. Wouldn’t it be best for Whitney Houston to sit down until she can get a sizable fracture of her vocal talent back?
7. Isn’t it way too easy to figure out when a reality show sidekick is doing the most on-air for a spin-off?
8. Where is the video for Monica’s second single?
9. Can your 60-year-old granny throw her legs back like that?
10. Can Queen Latifah take a break from romantic comedies and give us a good action film?
11. Who else has never watched Twilight?
12. Why won’t Chris Brown let Chris Brown be great?
13. Will Miley Cyrus sit her little hot ass down until she’s at least 18?
14. Is there anything lamer than adding a check to your Twitter name to fake verified status?
15. Shouldn’t the first play date between Mashonda and Alicia Keys’ kids be recorded?
16. Has it ever seen odd to you that people who live cities with rats the size of LeBron James have the nerve to utter the phrase, “Dirty South?”
17. Can someone give homegirl something to do?
18. Why do people keep killing celebrities on Twitter?
19. When will folks stop acting like Drake is giving hip-hop estrogen shots?
Disclaimer: The last question is not safe for work.
20. You straight people won’t let gay people keep anything, huh?
Jordan
June 7, 2010 at 1:57 am
1. Wait who told Keys she “got fame”? Damn you worldstar. If she killed Nicki, why isn’t she at Summer Jam?
2. Through all that work & plastic Kim’s faces say: “I don’t think this was a good idea, guys”
11. Never watched, vowed to never watch it.
15. No but her grilling her son on what the wedding looked like should. Mashonda needs a VH1 show.
20. How did u come across this clip?! What is this?
sickwitit
June 7, 2010 at 2:30 pm
2. bitch get a stylist and change your name
3. It’s just you
10. set it off part II yaaaaasssss
11. never, i might watch the next one tho since it got dakota fanning in it…
15. no, mashonda need to raise lil birdbeak in private…
19. I dont understand the question…
BStuyboy
June 7, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Didn’t appreciate the cheap shot at New York especially since The South came up with the nickname “Dirty South” so…..yeah.
gerri
June 8, 2010 at 5:42 am
“i wasn’t trying to get famous off dissing nicki minaj…….after people saw the video, they tried to google Keys, & there was nothing because i wasn’t pursuing rap.” sooooo, if you weren’t actively pursuing rap, then what else besides dissing Nicki Minaj were you expecting to get famous from? you just admitted that you had no other songs, mixtapes, etc.
Zett
June 8, 2010 at 6:09 am
Michael, what the fuck did you just have me watch?!
Bump the rest of the questions. #20 has me simultaneously thinking WTF and “Mojito, please!”
Now I will never hear that BEP song “Boom Boom Boom” without imagining this dude’s face hitting her asscheeks.
Thank you?
MzVirgo
June 8, 2010 at 10:16 pm
#20. I hope he left her a tip LOL
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