Norwood’s In Love
I’m not entirely quite sure what Norwood Young does. I first learned of his existence from Fresh and then after I moved to LA I spotted him at events every so often. Or even around Larchmont playing spades at the sushi place. True story.
More recently, I moved to a neighborhood where he has a home a few minutes away.
You can’t help but spot the house:
See him styling?
So no I don’t know what he does, how he’s able to own a home in such a fancy neighborhood or why I can find videos of him with Loretta Devine and Natalie Cole at his house.
Based on my short time in Los Angeles, I’ve learned not to ask those sort of questions. You’ll never get a straight answer anyway. But, I will say I’ve heard mumblings that he used to sing for a group my mama can’t remember (which explains the T-Lame inspired tune) and that he wants a reality show (naturally).
And that despite his tragic plastic surgery, he’s trying to correct it. Apparently, he was the subject of molestation and other forms of abuse. That means, I’m trying to tip on the tightrope and not insult him or his music video too harshly. You know, because I’d rather not bunk with Chris Stokes in hell.
But, c’mon nah, look at this video. I have to say something.
Such as, where did the man buy that disco dashiki? Was it custom made or did he find that in a thrift shop three days after Studio 54 closed?
The same goes for that Obama jersey. When did dude become a running back for the Houston Texans? Is that a tidbit I missed while watching the preshow to the preshow for LeBron James’ special, The Decision.
He’s obviously a stylish man, so stylish that his date looks under dressed by comparison. A real gentleman would offer her his earrings when such a dilemma presents himself. Keep that in mind sassy but straight (insert a la-la-la-la-la here) men.
Oh and the choreography, God bless him. No really. I almost got up from my chair in excitement. I’ll be doing that the next time I visit the Santa Monica pier — if such a day ever comes.
That said, given my luck, “Na, na, na, na, na, na, na. I fell in love with your first.” will be in my head all day. That means you win, Norwood. You win.
Watch your back, Lionel Richie. Someone is gunning for you.
TC
July 12, 2010 at 4:26 pm
and i actually watched this and in the middle i said OUT LOUD “what the hell do you have me watching” yep that’s pretty much how i feel about it…
Jacking For Posts: Norwood’s In Love | [CRUNK + DISORDERLY]
July 12, 2010 at 5:38 pm
[...] READ MORE AT THE CYNICAL ONES [...]
jboogie
July 12, 2010 at 7:29 pm
cornrows are not helping that snatched back face.
jboogie
July 12, 2010 at 7:37 pm
wasn’t done watching the video when i made the first comment. i’m at work so i had to watch it on mute, which was probably for the best.
Two things…
1. did he gift her a copy of his book? BOOOOOOO!!!
2. is that a glitter dress at the santa monica pier? is that date supposed to be spontaneous and fun and lighthearted and oh we’re so young and fun and formally dressed at the beach? BOOOOO on that too.
SBell
July 12, 2010 at 8:23 pm
I’m still wondering why she was so geeked to go to a carnival. And where did they gank the dog from during the picnic scene? She was holding it like she grabbed it as she was trying to escape like a runaway slave. Oh, Nor-not!
Sirena
July 12, 2010 at 10:27 pm
1) Really, though?
2) He’s old
3) How dare he kiss his cousin on camera!
4) This gave me the opposite of LIFE
5) This makes me wanna google Samwell and see what he’s been up to. At least, Samwell keeps it real. I said, “What, what!” …and good day!
6) Pfffffft to this attempt at positivity!
7) Now, I’m singing the sh*t, so Norwood’s work is done. : (
dst
July 12, 2010 at 10:49 pm
IS THIS WHAT HOLLYWOOD DOES TO THE PSYCHE? CHECK OUT HIS APPEARANCE ON STAR SEARCH…HE LOOKED BETTER THEN! (type star search norwood in youtube search bar)
Ricky
July 13, 2010 at 12:03 am
Look, who is he fooling? With all the swishing and sparkling going on he really wants us to believe he’s into this woman? Even if he’s not gay, he seems like the worst kind of narcissist. Please note the Norwood emblem on the back of his white suit jacket. SMH
Charlae
July 13, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Where do you find this stuff? You kill me with this. This is why I cannot read your blog on a daily basis. I need to keep small doses or I would die of laughter. But then I go back once a month and read like 20 posts at once so I guess that isn’t really a sound strategy either…
Old School
July 13, 2010 at 8:31 pm
I think Norwood at one time was a part of the group “Pieces of A Dream” possibly back in the late 80′s or early 90′s. The group was the shit back in the day. As for norwood, yes he is on the outlandish side, but the man can sing his ass off.
iThrowShade
July 14, 2010 at 5:44 am
DEAD @ the disco dashiki. We can’t be friends. Don’t look at me and don’t talk to me! You’re on timeout for getting this shit stuck in my head! Fresh is STILL on punishment to this day because my mama (inadvertently) took a picture with Norwood and a group of other pseudo-celebrities at Niecy Nash’s birthday party and because of her old ignorant ass I recognized him instantly. Both of ya’ll ain’t shit for introducing this man into my mental rolodex.
mskayty
July 14, 2010 at 8:44 am
I have no earthly idea why I’m getting a Freddie Jackson type vibe from this, but it made me uncomfortable to watch and trust me…I’m the type of person who would leave the scene of a trainwreck and return with some Jiffy Pop and a Coke Zero. *grimaces*
Denae
August 4, 2010 at 1:01 am
Of course I pick tonight to get caught up on your posts and now cannot go to sleep. LMAO, I’m sure I’ll be singing “nah, nah, nah, nah…you know the rest” all day tomorrow; shame on you and Norwood.’
P.S. Whenever you find out how he really generates income, PLEASE let me know.
Love ya Mikey! Keep it up!
–Denae–