I Need Answers
1. Isn’t Lady GaGa pop music’s answer to Black Israelites? You know, willing to do and say anything to get you to stop and listen to her?
2. Who else hates being referred to by their Twitter name in public?
3. How much longer do we have before they commit Foxy Brown’s crazy ass?
4. What qualifies Wyclef Jean to be president of a country?
5. Anyone else reserving giddiness over this Lauryn Hill “comeback” out of fear she’ll return to Saturn by mid-October?
6. Do any of you even remember Christina Aguilera’s album anymore?
7. No, really why do people like “Pretty Boy Swag?”
8. When is Beyoncé coming back to me already?
9.Does anyone give a damn about the marital statuses of Chelsea Clinton and Bristol Palin?
10. Why is Nelly still even trying to release music?
11. Unless Justin Bieber is sharing the gut-wrenching tale of how Ellen DeGeneres’ secret semen led to his creation, what can you really learn from his pending memoir?
12. Aren’t Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens the Bobby and Whitney of reality TV?
13. Will I ever get Nicki Minaj to sign my clavicle?
14. How about someone hurry and introduce Britney Spears to a quick weave?
15. With news that a 20-year-old man dumb ass killed his 17-month old son for “acting like a girl,” when will it seep into folks’ skulls that black hypermasculinity is dangerous?
16. Don’t we already have several shows that fit the description of The Real Babymamas of Atlanta? Do we need another?
17. I’m never going to stop saying, “I think I’m Big Meech, Larry Hoover,” am I?
18. So people really don’t care about the white dress rule at weddings anymore, huh?
19. Did Usher basically just remake “OMG” and “Lil’ Freak” with his two new singles?
20. In the spirit of Nicki Minaj, I’m speaking in a fake accent at least three times a week. Any suggestions?
Christian
August 4, 2010 at 2:11 am
5. I have a nagging feeling she’s assembling the raw materials for a new spacecraft as we speak.
6. No. (Well, now I do.)
8. I ask myself that question everyday.
15. Something must be done about trash like this.
18. I was astonished. Has she never heard of beige or cream? Or red, perhaps? Maybe a big, red A?
Austin Brown
August 4, 2010 at 2:12 am
1. OOO they hate me!!! Especially if I am hitting the streets with my white friends.. nothing but mean and visciousness!!! I LMAO EACH TIME
7. I must be too damn old (25) because that song makes me cringe on the inside, and weep loudly for the youth of America…
13. I still am not getting the attraction of Nikki … She is so random and does not make any sense too me.. whatever… I gave up trying to make sense of it
14. Britney with all that money.. you should be ashamed.. and how long has it been since she cut her hair off? Don’t white people growm hair quicker? A MESS!!
15. That is upsetting and disturbing! I have no words for that
Jordan
August 4, 2010 at 4:56 am
1. I been off that Gaga shit for a min. at least Nicki isn’t serious with her craziness and try to use it to make a deep, political, life changing statement
3. Foxy is moving her shit into the looney bin as we speak!
5. I was not hype about L Boogie’s “return” and will not be hype until a video comes out
8. I miss my Bey/ Sasha Fierce like none other, i need another ass shakin’ hit before x-mas
13. I feel a little too grown to have her sign my boobs but I would let her, and if she signs yours will u twitpic?
14. Da Fuck?!
20. Yes. British (pay homage), Nigerian, and Chinese
sickwitit
August 4, 2010 at 12:23 pm
1. im so over that poser lady gag gag
6. why the shade?
10. runnin outta singles for the strip club…
20. swahili…
Ricky
August 4, 2010 at 12:33 pm
RE: the accents
Nigerian and Chinese are two of my favorites.
I Am Your People
August 4, 2010 at 3:56 pm
#4 – [Insert Dubya joke here]
#5 – I’m scared she’s going to leave too. I’m ignoring the comeback appearances until her album is available on iTunes
#7 – because they are under the age of 18
#9 – It beats reporting REAL news. Is there still a war going on?
#12 – I’m waiting for B-Twice to inevitable add his hat to the reality show ring. But Brett Favre’s reality show on SportCenter is getting interesting
#15 – See #9. I hadn’t heard this story. *cries*
#20 – Vietnamese, Norwegian, Catalan
E
August 9, 2010 at 12:56 pm
5. yep. sitting back. haven’t even listened to that track that just took over the internet a few weeks ago.
8. didn’t you tell her to sit down in 2010? i miss her too tho.
9. hell no.
14. lawd, please!