I Need Answers
1. Does anyone else now have a greater appreciation for Britney Spears’ performance at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards?
2. Why is The Game aggressively humping on this girl like he’s hopped up on Viagra and True Blood?
3. Would anyone be surprised if he turned out to be a repressed bottom?
4. Can someone let the music artists of today know that not everyone needs a mixtape?
5. Isn’t so nice to see LeToya getting along with both Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams?
6. How can people continue to deny Nicki Minaj?
7. Didn’t NeNe tell people to close their legs to married men?
8. As much as I’d love for that pathetic, sad whore, Kat Stacks to go away, wouldn’t another person just like her pop up 20 minutes after she vanished?
9. Speaking of that celebrity cum catcher, if Kat Stacks could actually form a coherent sentence she would be a New York Times best-selling author now, huh?
10. Was this song particularly created for Dallas, New Orleans, and Detroit because I can’t think of anyone else this geeked about Coogi?
11. Is Katy Perry to Lady GaGa what Ashanti once was to Beyonce?
12. Are ya’ll up on K. Michelle yet?
13. Doesn’t Bobby Valentine look ready to go pride weekend cruising in Atlanta?
14. Can you believe that this is really the last season of The Oprah Winfrey Show?
15. Instead of putting out bullshit campaign ads that no one with a clue actually takes seriously, shouldn’t BP use that money for their paltry clean up efforts?
16. But why does that Justin Bieber with Kanye & Raekwon kind of knock, though?
17. Who’s going to convince T.I. or Chris Brown to hire a speech coach before each does their next movie?
18. How much longer will President Obama keep up this ‘too cool’ temperament act up before he realizes it often does more harm than good?
19. Can Betty White stay with us forever?
20. How often do you go on a celebrity blog and say to yourself, “Who in the fuck are these people?!”
ENJAY
September 1, 2010 at 12:48 pm
1. If there was a “gif dictionary” that would be under the definition of HOT GARBAGE
4. I blame Drake. Just like I blame Sean Jean for the House of Dereon.
6. Answer. Young Money overexposure and lack of variety in the game. Nothing to compare her to.
12. Love K michelle, but if you put Keisha Cole and Brandy in a blender, this would be the result.
13. You know your outfit is bad when Rosci, dressed like that, is looking at you the way she is.
17. I need TI’s country ass to quit trying to sound intelligent. And the glasses dont make you look intelligent. He musta took a class in jail. Chris is fron somewhere in VA nuff said. TI had waaaay too many lines in that movie….HINT it aint acting if I can tell you’re doin it.
Shimmie
September 1, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Ha! C&C Music Factory wants their style back, Danielle!
Jordy
September 1, 2010 at 7:14 pm
6.They’re going to dent her until her CD drops and the numbers come out.
12. No, I was not but she’s pretty dope!
20. All day. Errday!
sickwitit
September 1, 2010 at 7:48 pm
2. cause he’s a repressed bottom, like dmx..and 50 cent
3. see above
12. keyshia cole! this ho tryna take yo spot!
13. yaaaaassss
14. whas we gon de lawd?
J2201987
September 1, 2010 at 8:19 pm
4.) I blame the the human thumb with the Caterpillar eyebrows.
5.) Team Destiny’s StepChildren #FTW. All we need now is LaTavia
6.) Because they want to hold on to their sanity.
13.) Bobby, age IS more than a number. You turned 30 years old a week after I turned 23. Stop it little man! Stop it right now!!!!
16.) *Sharon Charles blank stare*
17.) ….and Le Creole Grande
19.) Love Rose/Ellen!!!
20.) See #10 & #12, Who are these filthy creatures?
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Trev
September 2, 2010 at 8:42 am
1. Ew that lady lokks like one of the houes wifes of (insert state here) nasty looking over spray tanned thing_
2. Cause no one’s humping him
3.It.s true
6.Cause of the lame single’s she release’s people like her cause she’s fun (massive attack was to smart)(YOur love working cause it’s plain)(Check in is look lame cause the intro irks me)
19.She will in my heart i love Betty White
ANONYMOUS
September 2, 2010 at 8:53 am
14. I cry everyday just thinking about it. Celebrity interviews are going to be so bland.
17. T.I. is fine with me. He just southern. Chris Brown is an idiot.
The Dyv
September 2, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Awww @ 11.I actually like Katy Perry’s new album. It’s a pretty clever album. (Rich had a decent review @ fourfour) It’s cool for Friday night/Saturday music when you really are just in a carefree mood. I think Lady Gaga is super-talented and her antics remind me of a newer version of the NYC Club Kids from the 90s. I think that comparing the two is like comparing Santigold to M.I.A.
Interesting questions!!!
Love your blog. Keep up the good work…
friendgy
September 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm
oj da juiceman is from memphis
sunshyne84
September 2, 2010 at 11:53 pm
Danielle, you are not Cher!
mrmister120
September 4, 2010 at 3:59 am
Why do Danielle’s dancers look like the male cast of Jersey Shore?
Rolanda
September 9, 2010 at 3:38 pm
What is this f*ckery that Danielle is trying to promote as music?
Tearsa
September 16, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Man… number 20 said it all.