1. Who else could give two shits about what Chilli wants?
2. Who will win the fight between NeNe Leakes and Star Jones on Celebrity Apprentice? Michelle Obama?
3. What’s the point of Natalie Nunn bashing Amber Rose for not having a college degree when her claim to ‘fame’ stems from her appearance on one of the dumbest shows on television?
4. Can we get someone from the Image Awards nominating committee to explain what Justin Timberlake’s role in The Social Network has to do with the advancement of colored people?
5. Isn’t Lady GaGa basically, “What if Madonna used focus groups?”
6. How long before Carol Moseley Braun makes “Run Up Get Done Up” her official campaign song?
7. Which circle of hell do you think the people who recorded Whitney Houston singing at Bobby Brown’s mama’s funeral will go to?
8. Even if he’s practically a walking watermelon seed, does anyone else think that Flavor Flav’s fried chicken is probably good as hell?
9. How much longer is Keri Hilson going to perform “Pretty Girl Rock?”
10. Why is Uncle Usher dancing so much like Sherman Hemsley lately?
11. As much as I loved Rihanna’s “S&M” video, isn’t it amazing how much shit Perez Hilton talks – especially about black artists – and still gets rewarded?
12. Why were y’all ever down for relationship advice from Mr. Hightower anyway?
13. Yeah, we all adore Betty White but can we keep Joan Rivers forever, too?
14. Don’t you wish some of your cousins let go of this messianic view of President Obama?
15. Why do I get the feeling the posters will be the best thing about Madea’s Big Happy Family?
16. Why doesn’t Vybez Cartel understand that there’s no point in bleaching your skin if it results in you looking like you starred in The Nightmare Before Christmas?
17. Cute as she may be, isn’t Kim Kardashian appearing at the SAG Awards kind of like Al Sharpton doing the benediction at the next Klan rally?
18. If Egypt didn’t have oil, wouldn’t the current national conversation about the country still be stuck on whether or not Angelina Jolie is going to do Cleopatra?
19. At this point if Britney Spears doesn’t decide to really dance again, should we just accept her new life as the long lost twin of the second version of Becky Conner?
20. Has Lauryn Hill made it to the stage yet?